It cold day in Shu. Zhuge Liang sit in study and read scroll. It from Liu Bei. Yue come in and see what he doing. She smile and go away not bother him. She think he need time alone to read. Zhuge read for hour. He getting tire so he rub he eye. He need stay awake so he reads scroll for battle! Zhuge then slowly fall asleep on scroll.
Morning come and Zhuge wake. He look down and see drool on scroll. It also crush from he sleep on it. Words all messy and not able read anymore. Zhuge eye go wide and he gasp. Yue say what wrong. He show her scroll. She say Liu Bei gonna be PISSED! Zhuge say it okay, he not going be mad, he friends.
Zhuge go to Liu Bei and say he accidently ruin scroll. Liu Bei say what? Zhuge say he ruin scroll by sleepy. Liu Bei kick Zhuge in stomach and choppy choppy he head off. Liu Bei then go find Yue and kill her too. Jiang Wei ask why he do that but Liu Bei just kill him.
Zhang Fei come in and say what happen. Liu Bei pissed! He say go away. Zhang confused and say why, bad choice. Liu Bei stabby stabby Zhang Fei to die. Xing Cai cry and say whyyyyyyy?!? But she get stab too. Guan Ping run in with giant sword. He try lift it but it too heavy for weak loser like him. But he lift it but it fall on himself and choppy himself in two. Guan Yu see it happen and cry. Liu Bei say he not be wuss and chop off he beard. Guan Yu angry. He slash and slash more but miss because Liu Bei too quick. Liu Bei then killy Guany.
Zhao Yun and Ma Chao walk in and say he want go get tea. But they see dead body and say they come back later. Liu Bei grab they spears and shove down throats. Huang Zhong, Wei Yan and Pang Tong try run but Liu Bei get on horsey and stomp they to dead. Liu Bei then realize he all alonely. He cry to heself and wonder why he do all that. He think he need anger management. He go to Wei, Wu, Yuans, Nanman even Nobunaga Oda but none them say he can join them. So he kill himselves and Shu dies.
The ended.