Once upon a time there lived a young boy named Harry Potter. He
lived on a
chicken farm. Everyday he'd awaken at the butt crack of dawn and he would dance the
YMCA. When he was done he would eat steak lasagna with poached egg, but one day
(Thursday) he forgot to cook anything so he ate his meat raw. Harry had a bad liver
disease from that moment on. He cried every night and watched the sun rise. He lived a
very sad life. Then one day (Friday) he started a club. They called it "The We-worship
Allie- G and her mom" Cult. They sacrificed small children and domesticated animals to
the sun god Ra-na-nora, which was odd because they did not worship pagan gods like
Zeus and Morrigan. So then, they decided to become pagan and worship the lampshade
goddess Linz and the fork goddess, Angie.
Anyway, he had salmonella, poisoning that is. They were involved in an
underground wrapping paper smuggling group of paper and it was really a dwarf-
throwing agency in Australia. Harry was the main attraction. Everyone wanted to toss
him but he had the consumption. So, he started to sing, "Diamonds are a Girls best
friend," and one day, (Saturday) a person asked him to join the American idol 2. Ellen G.
was the new judge person and was like, "Word H.P., if you marry my daughter Alley,
you will be the American idol" He was like, "I'm British damn it!!!"
THE END
Written at the Margarita Grill on the tablecloth on Lindsey's 14th birthday by Lindsey and Sarah with many colored crayons.
Well, you are not suppose to understand my friends. REVIEW!
chicken farm. Everyday he'd awaken at the butt crack of dawn and he would dance the
YMCA. When he was done he would eat steak lasagna with poached egg, but one day
(Thursday) he forgot to cook anything so he ate his meat raw. Harry had a bad liver
disease from that moment on. He cried every night and watched the sun rise. He lived a
very sad life. Then one day (Friday) he started a club. They called it "The We-worship
Allie- G and her mom" Cult. They sacrificed small children and domesticated animals to
the sun god Ra-na-nora, which was odd because they did not worship pagan gods like
Zeus and Morrigan. So then, they decided to become pagan and worship the lampshade
goddess Linz and the fork goddess, Angie.
Anyway, he had salmonella, poisoning that is. They were involved in an
underground wrapping paper smuggling group of paper and it was really a dwarf-
throwing agency in Australia. Harry was the main attraction. Everyone wanted to toss
him but he had the consumption. So, he started to sing, "Diamonds are a Girls best
friend," and one day, (Saturday) a person asked him to join the American idol 2. Ellen G.
was the new judge person and was like, "Word H.P., if you marry my daughter Alley,
you will be the American idol" He was like, "I'm British damn it!!!"
THE END
Written at the Margarita Grill on the tablecloth on Lindsey's 14th birthday by Lindsey and Sarah with many colored crayons.
Well, you are not suppose to understand my friends. REVIEW!