In Ray's house; the limbless hero was in his bedroom listening to Weird Al.
He chuckled.
"Great guy, great guy." said Ray.
He then sees Eddy who is happy.
"Ok whys Eddy so happy?" He asked.
He turned off his stereo system and walked out of the room.
He sees Eddy setting up a table with candle lights.
This confused Ray.
"Do I even want to know?" said Ray.
"Oh sure, got a hot date tonight." said Eddy.
"With what, an ATM machine?" said Ray.
"No." said Eddy.
"Jawbreaker dispenser?" said Ray.
"That's tomorrow night." said Eddy.
"Sanders?" said Ray.
"Nope." said Eddy.
"Okay, now you're not paying attention." said Ray.
Eddy smirked.
"I mean yes, a hot date with Sanders." said Eddy.
"I swear, you're like Jake from Two and a Half Men. Still not proud of the show ending with it being revealed that Charlie's been alive since season 9 the whole time and that he was killed off by a falling piano." said Ray, "Hopefully The Big Bang Theory will have a better ending then what Chuck Lorre did with men."
"Now beat it." said Eddy.
Ray became mad.
"Hey, you've got no right to talk to me like that, this is my house." said Ray.
Eddy became mad and grabbed Ray before walking to the front door and opened it up before getting ready to tossed the limbless hero out.
But however; it was Ray who managed to tossed Eddy out before closing the door.
Eddy is mad.
"COME IN!" shouted Eddy.
But Ray poked his head out the door and stuck his tongue out before closing the door.
"Why that no good." said Eddy.
He grabbed a battering ram and aimed it at the door.
"I'M BREAKING IN!" yelled Eddy.
He ran towards the door, only for Ray to open it up and cause Eddy to run by before crashing into a wall.
Ray chuckled.
"This is better then that birthday party I threw." said Ray.
Flashback
A bunch of children were partying as a portal opened up next to Ray and Doctor Strange emerged from it.
"Sorry I'm late, I had so much trouble with the Eye of Agamotto acting up. Now where are the demons?" said Doctor Strange.
Ray pointed to the children and Strange noticed them before became confused.
"Wait, these kids are possessed by demons?" said Strange.
Ray chuckled.
"They ate 50 cupcakes, you tell me." said Ray.
Strange sighed.
"Fine, I'll take care of it." Strange said before some ancient magic markings appeared in front of him.
But Ray moved his hands out of the way.
"None of that vaporizing stuff, just entertain them." said Ray.
Strange groaned.
"I never get to do anything fun anymore." said Strange.
Ray noticed the Eye of Agamotto.
"Nice necklace." Ray said before touching the Eye of Agamotto, making it glow.
Strange became mad as the eye stopped glowing.
"DON'T TOUCH THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO!" Strange yelled before speaking quietly, "You'll mess with the fabric of space and time."
"Didn't you?" said Ray.
Strange did some thinking.
"Good point." said Strange, "But what should I do with these kids?"
"I don't know, pull a rabbit out of a hat, make balloon animals, whatever, just do some tricks." said Ray.
Strange became shocked.
"Tricks? You must be mistaken, I don't do tricks." said Strange.
Ray shook his head and pulled out his phone before showing a page of Doctor Strange.
"This clearly says that you're the Mightiest Magician in the Cosmo's." said Ray.
Strange scoffed.
"People exaggerate their profiles greatly, let's take a look at your page." said Strange.
He then flipped the phone to Ray's profile.
"America's favorite limbless hero." said Strange.
"Well it's true." said Ray, "Isn't it? I mean I'm the only hero around without any limbs."
"You know what, I'm out of here." Strange said before he began to open up a portal.
Ray sighed.
"Fine, guess I'll just hire Ronald McDonald and give him the money I promised you." said Ray.
Strange stopped what he was doing and turned to Ray.
"How much we talking?" said Strange.
"Oh about fifty thousand dollars." said Ray.
Later; Doctor Steven Strange was making balloon animals.
He gave one of a giraffe to a little boy.
"You suck." said the boy.
Strange groaned before opening up a portal and pushing the boy into it and closing the portal.
Ray then appeared with a cake.
"Happy birthday to-"Ray said before looking up and becoming shocked, "Where's Jeff?"
Strange became confused.
"Jeff, oh he went home." said Strange.
In a fiery dimension; the kid known as Jeff looked at his surroundings.
"Hello?" asked the kid.
He sighed.
"Maybe I shouldn't have mocked that guy." said Jeff.
End Flashback
"And you never paid that Doctor Strange guy for what he did to that Jeff kid?" said Eddy.
"No I paid him, he was a hoot with the kids." said Ray.
Eddy nodded.
"Look I promised Sanders a perfect romantic evening alone, I got Ed tickets for anime movies, I even got Double D and Sky something to do tonight." Explained Eddy.
Ray nodded and realized this is important to Eddy.
"You really are a desperate man." said Ray.
He walked over to his car before starting it up and turned to Ray.
"Nothing crazy, or the date with the jawbreaker dispenser is over." said Ray.
He then drove off.
Eddy nodded and went back in and looked at the table.
"It needs something." He pondered.
Later; he had a sparkler on it.
"There we go." said Eddy.
Just then the sparklers changed into water, confusing Eddy.
"Huh?" said Eddy.
A knocking sound was heard.
"She's here, she's here." said Eddy.
He ran to the door and opened it up, revealing Sanders.
"Hey there short stuff." said Sanders.
"Hey yourself." said Eddy.
The two then kissed each other.
However gagging sounds are heard and the two became confused.
"What was that?" said Sanders.
"Honestly I have no idea." said Eddy.
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, I've got a good evening planned out." said Eddy.
"I'll bet." said Sanders.
The two walked over to the table, not knowing that Mxyzptlk was sitting outside watching everything.
"Oh yeah that boy Eddy will not know what hit him. I turned those sparklers into water and caused that gagging." said Mxy.
He then set up a golf ball and club before turning his clothes into golfer clothes and got ready to hit the ball.
"FORE!" yelled Mxy.
He then hit the ball which then went into the house before exploding like a smoke bomb.
Eddy and Sanders coughed.
"Ugh, that's awful." said Eddy.
"Smells like mustard gas." said Sanders.
Eddy nodded.
"Yeah." said Eddy.
He and Sanders then passed out.
Mxy entered the house laughing.
"Perfect." he said.
He looked at Sanders.
"Okay, why would a short young white criminal like Eddy want to date a tall black cop?" said Mxy.
He then smirked.
"Eh this'll be fun." said Mxy.
He grabbed Sanders and pulled out a pair dimensional scissors before cutting a portal open.
"A good scavenger hunt." said Mxy.
He laughed before going into the portal with Sanders, just before the portal closed.
