TAG by obssesed1

Disclaimer: I do not own any original cast members of the Patriot. I do however own Julianna, Haley, Joseph, and any other character that was not in the Patriot.

Note: the story does get confusing,but bare with me you'll totally understand it as we progress.

TAG

Juliannas' POV

This time the three of us were ready. Joseph had our rope, Haley had our eggs, and I had our slingshots and extras. My name is Julianna and in my company are my two best friends Haley and Joseph.We've only been in the past for about a week or so-I kind of lost track-and we are having the time of our lives.Tavington, whom we are waiting for right now, has attempted to raid four villages now, and failed miserably. How did he fail? Because he was so busy chasing me , Haley and Joseph all over the place, that he and his dragoon completely forgot about the raid.

Today was Tavingtons' fifth attempt at a raid, and we wanted to make it special. That's where the eggs come in.

"Here he comes,"Haley said.

"Remember if he charges, lay down on the ground when he is about five feet away," Joseph said.

"Lay down?" I asked," Sheesh we might as well just walk out there now, hold out our arms and say' I am a turkey, kill me'"

Haley snorted.

"You don't get it," Joseph said," A horse won't trample a living object lying helplessly on the ground."

"Ooooh," I said.

One thing you should know about Joseph is that he has the tendancy of being a real smart ass. I remember on the third raid we went to, Joseph was surrounded by six members of the green dragoon, and he drove them insane by trying to waist their time.

"Now,now my fine gentlmen" He had said," Let us remember that we may best settle our differences in a sense of nonviolence."

Fearful that Joseph would keep them there for God knows how many hours, they swore him to secrecy that Colonel Tavingtons merciless men let a prisoner go.

" Eggs ready," Haley said.

I passed out our slingshots and Haley passed out the eggs. The three of us carefully strung them, and aimed right at the colonel. We then released.

"Going, going," I said.

SPLAT!

" Gone."

All three eggs hit the colonel; one after the other in a straight vertical line. We fell over laughing.

"DAMN THOSE THREE!"Tavingtons' voice echoed through the trees," FIND THEM! NOW!"

"Run!" I yelled still laughing a bit. We turned and ran into the woods. We only heard one set of hooves pounding behind us, and we knew it was Tavington.

"Three-two-one,"Said Joseph,"DROP!"

All three of us dropped to the ground and layed flat. Above us Tavingtons' horse gave a horrified whinney and reared onto his hind legs. Tavington fell off the horse and landed painfully on his back. I proceeded to unarm him.

" I'm going to get the rope ready," Joseph said. He disappeared into the trees.

"I call the horse," Haley and I said at the same time. As it was a tie we both took the horse.

I reached down and pulled Tavintons pistol out of his coat and handed it to Haley. I reached down again and had my hand on his saber when he jerked awake and grabbed my wrist.

"Crap," I muttered. He yanked me off the horse and I landed on him. Tavington had the wind knocked out of him.

"I thank you kind sir for breaking my fall," I said," May I borrow your sword? You're such a gentleman."

I took the sword and remounted the horse. Haley was holding her stomache which was most likely cramped from laughing so hard.She clicked her tongue and the horse rode off into the woods.