IZZY'S WEIRD DAY
By: Taxman
Izzy: Ladie da........ What a beautiful, prodigous, glourious, invigorating, awe-inspiring day.
Tai: Waaaaaazzzzzappppp, IZzy?
Tai had walked up to him, shaking and holding up a whisky bottle.
Izzy: Are you drunk?!
Tai: Why nO, I'm JuSt flYinG in the ClOuds with EmInem!
Izzy: You aren't at a legal age to do that. You're only 15.
Tai: AHHHHHH!!!!! A demorcrat! DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Tai began chasing Izzy around the field, trying to hit him with a bag of pasta noodles. Izzy barely escaped, and slinked out to where the rest of the Digidestined were camping. UNFORTUNITLY, he had apparently walked in on Matt and Mimi- kissing.
Izzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Mimi: IZZY! Get the hell out of here!!!!
Matt: Yeah, NOW!!!!!!
Izzy: Why are you doing that?!
Mimi: 'Cuz we felt like it. Now beat it!
Izzy walked caustiously away from them, and they resumed. Izzy was totaly shocked at what was going on here. What was up? Was he having a bad day?
Joe: All the small things, true care, truth brings. I'll take one lift, your ride, best tri-
Izzy: What are you singing?
Joe: Blink182, idiot.
Izzy: IDIOT?!!!!
Joe: Yeah. IDIOT. I-D-I-O-T. Idiot.
Izzy: RRRRRRRR!!!!
Joe: I'm the real Shady, yes I'm the real Shady, all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating, so will the real Slim Shady please stand up, pleas-
But Izzy was already out of there. Another odd person. What was up? Was it about him? He walked up, and saw Sora sitting by a tree.
Izzy: Hi, Sora.
Sora: Izzy? MY LOVE!
Sora ran and jumped on him, and tried to kiss him, but Izzy without hesitation broke free.
Izzy: EEEEEEK! Stop it! I don't like you!
Sora; Nonsense, Honey!
Izzy: Listen to me, STOP!!!
Sora: Awww, shut up, they'll be time for that later!
Izzy: That's it!
Izzy walked up to her and broke a bottle over her head. She slumped to the ground, unconsious. Izzy walked away, further into the forrest. He then, to his Unenjoyment, spotted T.K. and Kari- kissing.
Kari: T.K., you kiss so well.....
T.K.: I can do more than that.....
Izzy: NO! STOP KISSING, NOW!!
T.K.: Izzy! Stop being so imature!
Kari: Yeah! If we wanna kiss, we can, you damn fool!
T.K.: So don't interrupt us....AGAIN!
Izzy walked back out. He sunk into the mud. What was going on? He had had almost to much. Until another person unkown to him approached.
Cale: My name is Cale. I need your help, we must find the Titan!
Izzy: Cale? From Titan A.E.? What're you doing here?
Cale: Looking for Mimi. Where is she?
Izzy: *Groan*Hate to burst your buble, but she's kissing like crazy with Matt.
Cale: What?! Why that little!!!!!
Cale sprinted into the bushes, and out of site.
Izzy: Pheeeeeeew. That was close.
Bob Wilie: HI!!!!!
Izzy jumped up in surprise.
Bob: Baby steps to the guy on the ground....
Izzy: Hey, aren't you Bill Murrey, from "What about Bob?" What are you doing here.
Bob: Looking for Kari.
Izzy: *angry groan* She's in the forrest, kissing like crazy with T.K.! NOW LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob flew three hundred feet into the woods. Izzy had had enough. He took the next flight to Alaska, and stayed there for the rest of his life.
THE END
Scooby Doo: Ray, Rizzy, Rare's Rora?
Izzy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: I know, VERY WEIRD. But, I hope you like it, R/R!