This is our first smut fic, so please enjoy.
Clace smut
She jizzed on my face. I looked up through the murky lens of cum into her beautiful green eyes. I kept full eye contact while I licked my entire face clean, like Scooby Doo.
I sat up and fisted my hand into her long red hair and held her head in place while I fisted her tight wet mouth hole. She gagged on my fist, which only made throbbing in my cheese stick worsen.
She climbed on top of me and rubbed her wet juices on my toned abs. She backed up a little and lowered herself onto my diak. Her tight, unlubricated asshole felt so dry and warm, like an old hot pocket I just microwaved. But a hot pocket only had a little bit of gooey surprise inside, but what my redheaded lover did next surprised and pleased me so much that I almost came.
She sharted so strongly and powerfully that that the green diarrhea just barely missed my mouth. I licked my face clean once again. I could tell she had eaten mangos earlier. She's so sweet and considerate to eat my favorite foods.
She dismounted my large shroom, stroking it few times before licking the green from her fingers. She lay down next to me, her red hair spreading out on the pillow. She leaned over my muscular chest, wiping away the shit to display my parabatai rune. Then she leaned forward more and used her tongue to draw our initial on my chest. Her J's were so cute. Like little curved penises. God, she's so talented and artistic.
She knew what was coming next as I pushed her down onto her back and immediately shoved my feet into her womanhood, knee deep. She cried out in pleasure and pain. But the blood only encouraged me and I pretended I was a mermaid inside of her.
She reached down to the blood spewing from her vaj and coated her thumb in the red gooey substance. She reached up as if to caress my face and smeared the blood onto my forehead. "Simba," she moaned, possibly chocking on my feet.
I couldn't take another second of waiting. I pulled my feet out of her clunge and got on my hands and knees. Time for the grand finale.
My beautiful lover kneeled behind me and put all her fingers in my boy butt. Then she spread them, stretching my poo hole just enough to drop in a whole pack of Mentos. Then she opened the 2 litre bottle of Coke and dumped all of its contents into my burning bum. It spewed out of me like a fire hose, and I turned my head to watch and she showered in it, her long red hair drenched in my asshole carbonated beverage. She's so beautiful when she showers in my shit fluids. I couldn't take it anymore. I knew I couldn't last much longer.
"Fuck, baby, I'm gonna cum!"
She got ready for my load, placing her ear at the tip of my diak. But I pulled her head away. "Not this time baby," I whispered. "This time is special," I say as I position her nose at my baby gravy spewer.
She smiled up at me, getting ready to take a full load to the brain. "Oh Alec, you're so romantic."
I screamed her name as my diak exploded with hot, juicy cum.
"JOCELYN!"
fin
So... who actually made it to the end?
As you can see, this isn't actually a Clace fic.
And I bet this sin't what you thought we meant when we said a series of "unfortunate" events. It is unfortunate... for you!
Anyway, this actually started out as us trying to make fun of fanfic writers who just write suck horrible and disgusting smut, but as per uje we got carried away.
Anyway, please remember to review. Maybe if you give us some sexy ideas we'll add it to our next smut fic ;)
and we'll probably kink shame you horribly and scar everyone for life. We hope we ruined the Lion King for everyone :)
xoxo
-R&A