A tired 20-year old Naruto plopped down on his couch at home. He had just finished an important mission in a foreign country and it wasn't easy. It was day in, day out with all these missions with nothing to do between them. Where was the excitement any more?
"That's it!" exclaimed Naruto. He picked himself off the couch and started dialing numbers on his phone. "Time for a little fun!"
Later
"ring" "Oh, they're here, they're here, they're here!" Naruto jumped up and down like a monkey. He opened the door to reveal...
Tom, the salesman! (Oooh, ahh!) Tom smiled at Naruto like Gai does and his teeth went "ping". Naruto stared at him with eyes like this 0.0 mostly because he was just blinded by the light.
"Hello, my good man, are you interested in a new hair growth product for baldies with shiny egg-heads such as yourself?" yelled Tom in Naruto's face.
"I'm not BALD!" screamed Naruto.
Naruto was angry at such insult, he slammed the door right in Tom's face. The doorbell rung again and outside was Tom. When Naruto opened the door, Tom started his reciting exactly like the first time. "Hello, my good m—" Naruto slammed the door again.
The doorbell rang again, Naruto didn't answer.
"ring"
No answer
"RING!"
No answer
The doorbell starts ringing to the melody of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
"ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ,ring RING!"
That was IT, man! Naruto yanks his door open and he Rasengan-ed Tom's sorry tush somewhere miles away so he can bother someone else.
The doorbell rung again and this time when Naruto answered it was a group of fellow shinobi.
He was about to say hello only to have Sakura catapult into his house and punched him to the wall. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU SCREAM IN MY EAR ON THAT DAMN PHONE!" screamed Sakura.
flashback
"ring" When Sakura picked up the phone all she heard was "YOU ARE INVITED TO NARUTO'S PARTY AT 6PM TONIGHT! BE THERE!" click
-SILENCE-
"NARUTO!"