*** Watching Zombieland ***
Movie: Where are the Fuckin twinkies?
Emmett: Hmmm im gonna try that. *walks over to Alice* Where are the Fuckin Twinkies?
Alice: *scared look* I will bet you anything that Bella took them she used to love Twinkies and i am guessing that she took them for old time sake.
*Emmett runs outside and starts stalking Bella, Bella pulls a Twinkie out of her pocket.*
Emmett: Ah hah, ALice was right you took the Twinkies * evil glare, Emmett grabs Bella and puts her in a head lock*
Bella: Um, Emmett what are you doing?
*Emmett looks up and sees Bella standing there with the Twinkie. And notices that he actually put a tree in a head lock.*
Emmett: Oh nothing just hugging a tree.
Bella: Oh so your a tree hugger know?
Emmett: Hell NO!
Bella: LIAR!
* Bella runs inside the house*
Bella: Guys Emmett is now a tree hugger.
*Emmett runs inside.*
Emmett: No im not!
Bella: Just take it like a man, Oh wait you cant, because your not one.
*Bella runs to Edward for safety*
Edward: Emmett what were you going to do to her?
Emmett: Um, pick her up and take her outside and throw her in the stream. Oh... uh.. wait i didnt mean that!
Edward: Yeah whatever
*WHACK, Emmett gets knocked out the window.*