Link: Okay Navi, let's go! We have to make our way to Ganon's Castle!
Navi: Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen!
Link: ... (Man I hate this fairy)
So Link and Navi went on the Quest to Ganon's Castle.
Link: Here we are, Nav... (ur noo nikname LOL) Ganon's Castle. Wow, it's a creepy place...
Navi: Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen!
Zelda (Distant Voice): Link? Link! Help me Link! I'm on top of Ganondorf's tower!
Link: I'm coming Zelda!
Navi: Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen! Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen! Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen! Hey! Listen Hey Hey!! Listen!
Link: SHUT UP NAV!
Zelda: Wait... Link... WATCHOUT WHY DID YOU ACTIVATE THE RAINBOW BRIDGE TO THE CASTLE!!!
Link: Zelda!... Huh... wait... AAAAaaaaaah!!
*Link falls into magma below and dies*
Zelda: Navi! Oh no! WHat do we do now!
Navi: Get Mido! At least that little prick listens when I F***in' say "Hey Wait! Listen! You need the Medallions first!"
ROFL
SOI SOI SOI