Author's Note: This is my first fanfiction that I had written some time ago...it's rather short and simple, I hape you like it : )
Dear Duck Butt Emo King,
How does it feel like to be a traitor?
You know, Sakura's crying her eyes out over you.
Future Hokage,
Naruto
Dear Dobe,
My hair does NOT look like a duck's butt! And I feel perfectly fine being a traitor.
So stop trying to guilt-trip me into coming back to Konoha.
NOT Duck Butt Emo King,
Sasuke
Dear Duck Butt Emo King,
I never mentioned your hair looking like a duck's butt. You just said so yourself.
Plus, I'm not trying to guilt-trip you. Do you know how depressed Kakashi is nowadays?
He won't do anything but read Icha Icha and mope around the village, mumbling "I'm a failure" over and over again.
Do you have any idea what could have caused that?
Future Hokage,
Naruto
Dear Dobe,
My hair is FINE. And while you are learning absolutely NOTHING in Konoha, I am going to become more powerful that you ever will.
And STOP IT WITH THE GUILT-TRIPPING!
My hair is beautiful,
Sasuke
Dear Duck Butt Emo King,
Guilt-tripping? What guilt-tripping?
Don't try and change the subject.
De Nile's not just a river in River County, you know.
Here's a tomato. Maybe it'll help you out of your depression.
Future Hokage,
Naruto
Dear Dobe,
You know what? Let's forget about the guilt-tripping.
I'm getting a haircut right now. Ha!
P.S. Thanks for the tomato. It was very tasty. They don't have any tomatoes over here...
I've got a new hairstyle,
Sasuke
Dear Duck Butt Emo King
Won't believe it till I see it.
P.S. You're welcome for the tomato. We have plenty here in Konoha. Jealous?
Future Hokage,
Naruto
Dear Dobe,
Ha! I'm on my way to Konoha right now! When you see my new hairstyle, you'll be so jealous.
Not Duck Butt Emo King,
Sasuke
In Konoha, at training ground 7…
"Hey, Dobe! Am I still Duck Butt Emo King now?" Sasuke said as he strutted and spun around, showing off his new hairstyle. Naruto stared. Then jumped triumphantly into the air "Ha! Who's the dobe now? I got you to come back to Konoha! ANBU!" A large group of masked nin immediately jumped out of the surrounding foliage, trapping Sasuke and tying him up. Sasuke was now so tightly bound, he now resembled a caterpillar. Any movement from him would immediately set off several knockout gases, and quite a number of fart bombs (at Naruto's insistence.) Tsunade strode out of a bush (Yes, the Fifth Hokage likes hiding in bushes.) and patted Naruto on the back. "Good job, Naruto, I knew you could do it!"
Naruto grinned a trademark foxy grin.
Sasuke glared at him. It didn't look intiminating at all from his current situation.