This is my first fan fiction I've ever written, so you know that all suggestions, big or small, are
welcome!
South Park/The Simpsons crossover
I own nothing, enjoy!
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Kyle leaned against the window of the car and yawned, looking out as the world passed him by.
"Mom, when are we going to get there? This trip sucks ass. I've never wanted to go to capital
city in my life. Who wants to see self-obsorbed, lying fascists run around and scream at each
other?" Protested Kyle half-heartedly.
"Kyle, watch your mouth. You know very well that that's not what America is about! We're
staying in Springfield until the trial's over, and besides, your father needs this case. He hasn't
been presented one in ages! Now pass your brother his bottle." Replied Sheila matter of factly
as Kyle passed the water bottle to Ike who was watching Terrence and Phillip on an iPad.
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"Oh dad, you've really done it this time. Mom was driving like a manic coming down here."
Lisa warned wearily.
"Yeah! It was awesome, she looked like the demon of wives man!" Exclaimed Bart, "She's
gonna rip you to shreds!" Just as he proclaimed the last words, Marge Simpson rushed in.
"Homer! Homer it's alright, we got a nice lawyer from Colorado!" Marge exasperated. Homer
let a sigh of relief leave him. "But don't you hold your breathe, Mister! I'm still angry that you
shot and robbed Apu."
"But Maaarge!" Whined Homer, "It wasn't my fault! It was Snake, he made me do it for him!"
"The lawyer is Mister Broflovski, he's staying in a hotel with his family for one week, and
we'll have to all be extra hospitable, won't we kids?" Lisa and Bart groaned in unison.
"No complaining. I'm sure they've never even heard of Springfield before, and we want them
to have a positive first impression. Now say goodbye to your father and give him a hug, we
need to get ready to welcome them to town tomorrow, and I need to bake some cookies!"
Marge said, more to herself than the kids.
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Kyle woke up and groaned. Great, this is just how I wanted to spend my fall break he thought.
Kyle sat up and looked around. Ike and his mother were still sleeping, but his Dad had just made
coffee.
"He champ, good morning! Want some coffee?" Chirped Gerald Broflovski.
"Sure. What time is it?" Asked a groggy Kyle. He rubbed his eyes and reached to put on his
green hat.
"It's five. I have to wake up your mother in a bit, we have people coming over later." Chatted
the man.
Great."Who's coming?"
"The family of my client. They're very nice, there's a boy about your age who I think you can
make friends with while we're in town. His name is Bart, Bart Simpson." Explained Gerald.
Bart Simpson. Where have I heard that name before? Kyle wondered to himself as he stepped
off the bed and reached for the coffee and cream. Oh well. Thought Kyle, mentally shrugging.
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"Come on kids! Breakfast's ready!" Called Marge.
Bart cringed. I just hit the snooze button. He let out and audible groan and threw himself out
from under his Krusty covers. He met Lisa downstairs and started to eat his pancakes only half
awake.
"Hurry up and eat kids. We have to get these cookies over to the Broflovski's by 9:30, so we
only have about 45 minutes to get out the door. Bart, don't make faces at your sister. Lisa don't
hit your brother. No syrup wars!" Nagged Marge.
Lisa set the syrup down and grumbled. Cheer up Lisa! Today your meeting a new family.
Maybe they'll have a girl my age! That way she doesn't know how unpopular I am at school.
Maggie started crying and Marge rushed over to her, setting a small saucer of baby food in
front of her and sat down to feed the child.
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Next chapter is coming really soon! They'll meet next chapter, so tell me what you think! :D