Before we start, this fanfic has very mature language so don't read this if you aren't comfortable with these words.
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Me: HELLLLLOOOOO BITCHES! I AM YOUR FANFICTION CREATOR!
Keeper Crew: Waaaaaaaaaaa~
Me: I CAN DO ANYTHING TO YOU ELVES IN THE FANFICTION WORLD! SO DON'T BE A IDIOT!
Sophie: Okay, who the hell invited her here?!*shows me speed typing fanfiction*
Fitz: What the fuck is she doing?*cocks his eyebrow*
Keeper Crew:*shuffles away from me*
Me: I TOLD YOU I CONTROL YOUR FUCKING WORLD!
Keeper Crew: ...BWAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Keefe:*gasp* PROVE-*pant* IT- *gasp* BITCH!*bursts into a fit of laughter*
Me: HISS! YOU WILL BE SORRY!
*I dramatically press publish to a fanfiction about them*
Biana: Ha! Like that's going to do anything-GAAHHHH!
Tam: What... the... FUCK? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR! ITS LONGER THAN LIHN'S!
Fitz and Keefe: *really high pitched scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR HAIR KEEPER ISLAND(Me)!?
Sophie:*screams* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! MY WORST NIGHTMARE! HOW COULD YOU?! WWWWWWHY MEEEEEEEE?! I HATE DRESSES!
Biana: M-my h-hair! *breaks Down into sobs*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! IS THAT ENOUGH PROOF?! I GAVE TAM LONG HAIR, KEEFE AND FITZ MANGY UNKEMPT HAIR, SOPHIE IN THE MOST POOFY AND PINK DRESS EVER, AND BIANA A CUTE PIXIE CUT!
Keeper Crew: *everyone is in tears crying on the floor*
Me: Welp! My work here is done!
*I run off skipping*