Abbie: Jenny, I swear to God... If you pull one more prank on me today...
Jenny: New phone. Who this?
Abbie: Keep playing! I'm gonna find a special spell in Grace's Journal just for you.
Jenny: Hey... Vaseline on the toilet seat is a classic!
Abbie: And freezing my keys in a block of ice?
Jenny: heheh
Abbie: Oh! And the pièce de résistance... filling my drawers with toys. My desk... Where I work.
Jenny: See... Now I'm hurt, because that was both a prank AND a great gift! I figured your old Hitachi could use a bit of a rest before you wear it out. Pretty sure that's been half your electric bill for the past couple of months. LOL!
Abbie: Why were you going through my nightstand?!
Abbie: You know what? I don't want to know. I'm just lucky Reyes didn't swing by for my paperwork. I can't find a damn thing in there. I can barely shut it.
Jenny: OH! If you're looking for paperwork... go below the dildos, and hang a left at the butt plugs. I kept them nice and tidy with nipple clamps.
Abbie: OMG
Jenny: LOL
Ichabod: Hitachi?
Jenny: Just Google it Ichy
Abbie: DO NOT GOOGLE IT CRANE!
Abbie: Wait... How are you even seeing this Crane?
Jenny: Shit.
Jenny: Um... Is now a bad time to remember to tell you that I added a cool thing to all our phones so we can grouptext each other when Apocalyps-y stuff happens but that I'm still figuring it out?
Abbie: ALL OUR PHONES?!
Abbie: Crane, you saw all that?
Irving: Bet you're regretting teaching "Mr. Slide-to-open" how to use a cell right about now... huh, Mills?
Abbie: OMG
Irving: I'm not exactly sure how Jenny got this on my phone.
Macey: It was super-easy dad. You don't password protect your cell.
Jenny: I may have recruited Macey to help me.
Abbie: Frank AND Macey? Jenny... Seriously?!
Crane: I have just googled hitachi wand and other terms.
Irving: Macey... remove this from your phone now!
Macey: You're too late dad! I've seen too much! All that's left for me is to become a pole dancer.
Irving: Macey!
Macey: Dad, I'm not Macey anymore. I'm "Hawt Wheels" now. Respect my life choices!
Irving: Don't make me call your mother!
Macey: Why?! Aren't I part of the team too? I was possessed by a demon! Cosmo says that's a rite of passage. I'm officially a woman now!
Irving: I'm calling your mother.
Macey: OK, OK...
Abbie: OMG
Crane: So... when Miss Jenny says you've nearly worn it out she means...?
Abbie: Give it a rest, Crane.
Macey: Dude... Just ask her out already!
Jenny: Hi-five, Little Ma!
Irving: Don't encourage her Jenny.
Irving: MACEY!
Macey: I'm GOING!
Abbie: You're so dead, Jenny. Make your final arrangements.
Jenny: Um... April Fool's...?
Abbie: Dead.