The Lord of the Diaries: The Fellowship's True Feelings

by Overlord Rousdower

An up close and personal look to all of our beloved (though not all are loved equally) characters. How does Frodo really feel about his burden? Exactly how much does Legolas hate dwarves? Does Gandalf feel as if he is surrounded by fools just some of the time? Or most of the time? What are Sauron's REAL plans? A story Co-written by Wunderkind4006 and Rousdower *maniacal laughing*.

1. Entry One: Summer Home?

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Dear Diary,

ARGH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST IT!

ALL THAT POWER ON THE AWESOME ARMOUR-CLAD FINGER OF MY HAND AND I LOST IT! STUPID SWORD! STUPID ISILDUR!

I had the whole thing planned out.

Nice and simple.

Trick the various insipid races of Middle Earth, control them, wreak havoc, create chaos, basically it was going to be one big awesome PARTY OF ALL THINGS DARK AND EVIL AND IT WAS GONNA BE EPIC!

But nooooo… they HAD to have a stupid elvish scum sword. I JUST HAD TO ZONE OUT IN DELUSIONS OF MURDEROUS GRANDEUR!

I MUST FIND IT! Only nooooow I am reduced to mere WRAITH-LIKE capabilities.

I don't know what to do with myself… *sob*

WHERE? WHERE COULD I GO?

I need to go terrorize a village… Scare small children…

That should clear my head.

Maybe my wraiths have finished cleaning up Dol-Guldur… That will make a beautiful summer home…

Speaking of which… Muaha...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

~ Sauron the All-Powerful-Maiar-Dude-Who-Was-THIS-CLOSE-To-Ruling-The-World

A/N: Hi. This is Rousdower.

So... Wunderkind4006 and I, have decided to write this story... if it can be classified as such. Prepare yourselves, because we are NOT a safe pair... *evil laugh*

The author notes will be written by whoever wrote what you read.

Until next time (which shall be pretty soon).

Rousy out_