"Why Are You Here?" ~ a Jeff The Killer Love Story

Jeff x Oc

As I was talking to the computer program Cleverbot, I noticed that our conversations were normal when we first started chatting but, as the sun started to set, his responses became more and more... strange.

What color are your eyes?

Blue. How bout you?

I don't have eyes.

That's too bad. How do you see?

I can see you right now.

Ok, woah. WTF? I thought to myself. How is that possible?

How do you see me?

I waited for what seemed like an eternity for him to message back, to no avail. He never did say anything in response. I tried to refresh the page but as soon as I clicked that little arrow, my computer just completely turned off. I tried to turn it back on but it sat there with a black screen, mocking me. "Baby come back... You can blame it all on meeee!" I sang to my baby. I got tired of singing the musical stylings of PLAYER to my dead as door knob computer. I figured it must have died. Starting to get a little weary, I plopped down on my bed and fell asleep quickly.

THUMP!

I shot out of bed when I heard that. I glanced at the bright blue numbers on the digital clock beside my bed. 12:51 a.m. I yawned and stretched a bit, doing the all normal thing of making awkward and weird noises that usually sound like a cat dying.

THUMP!

I jumped when I heard the noise again, practically falling out of bed. I tried to think of it as my adoptive mom or dad rustling around in the kitchen for a midnight smoke but then I saw the shadow casted down onto the floor of my bedroom, blocking out some of the pale moonlight shining through. My eyes gazed from the top of the shadow up to the window. I had no idea what I was about to see but... there it was. A pale, snow-white face... I didn't have the balls to keep looking at that hot mess any longer! I took off running to my parent's room and didn't find them. Mind frantic and breath rapidly quickening, I turned around and saw the thing that was at my window. I instantly blacked out from pure horror.

I opened my eyes but quickly shut them again. I didn't want this person, well thing, to know I'm awake. Peeking a little, I saw that we were going to a large, well-lit mansion. I was terrified out of my mind. He apparently opened the door and my eyes snapped open to the loud noises and quick, spastic movements of the people... things... running around. They all seemed to be having a blast but they all stopped and looked in our direction when the tall man walked through the threshold. The thing carrying me spoke in a harsh tone as he yelled "I leave for one minute and it lookes like you all tried to blow up the damn house! I told you to watch them Splendor!"

"We were just playing a game and everything went craaaazyyy!" the man, apparently called Splendor, sang joyfully.

The tall man carrying me groaned and then whispered "I know you're awake," as he sat me down. I looked around the room, heart in my throat, noticing all the people there looked horribly demented and disfigured. A boy with jet-black hair, funny eyes, and a huge smile walked up the the tall man, looking at me, and said "Who is this?" He pointed in my direction, knife in hand. He brandished the knife at me menacingly but the tall man grabbed the knife from him. The boy scoffed and marched up the long, spiral staircase and shouted "Why is she here?!"

My heart was racing but the tall man calmed me just a bit by saying "I apologize for his actions. He does not know how to control himself around new people. Why don't you go meet everyone? I give you my word that they won't hurt you." Then the man went into the kitchen, leaving me alone with a room full of freaks. I was oddly intrigued by the boy with the big smile and pale face. He seemed... mysterious and it really made me wonder but I snapped out of it thinking

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU THINKIN', CRACK HEAD?!

A guy with a blue mask and black eyes that were dripping some kind of black goo came up to me. "I'm Eyeless Jack. Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?" He struck so much fear into me, I thought I was going to die!

"My-name-is-Lorelei-nice-to-meet-you-what-is-your-name?" I said, all in one breath nervously. I immediately felt like frikkin' retard. Eyeless Jack laughed happily. "My name's Eyeless Jack. Don't be nervous. Would you like for me to show you around and see all the people?" He offered kindly. I breathed in deeply and nodded. He pointed to a boy with a white mask on and brown hair. "That's Masky and the guy in the hood practically sitting in his lap is his boyfriend Hoodie." Eyeless Jack and the rest of the people there started to snicker and giggle.

"Shut up, EJ! He isn't my boyfriend!" Masky screamed.

"I'm just kidding, jeez." Eyeless Jack said, still laughing. I could practically feel Masky's dirty look at EJ.

Eyeless Jack then pointed to a group of three girls. "The girl in the black dress is Jane The Killer. No relation to Jeff. They hate each other. The girl with the the white tank top and clock for a left eye is Clockwork. She's crushin' hard on Toby. That's the guy over there with the orange nerd goggles."

"HEY!" He called out.

"Don't mind that. And the girl with the gray-ish hoodie is Kate The Chaser. She fast." Eyeless Jack said like a ghetto chick. He pointed to a scary looking clown guy. "That's Laughing Jack. He's kinda twisted." You heard the man called Laughing Jack cackle loudly with a dark sounding laugh. EJ giggled as he pointed to two other kids. "The girl in the pink night gown, WHO IS BEAUTIFUL, is Sally and that's her boyfriend BEEEEENN!" Eyeless Jack squawked loudly. Again, everyone started to laugh as Sally's face turned pink and BEN's turned 50 shades of red. I giggled listening to their laughter, it was quite contagious. "And the DRAMA QUEEN who ran upstairs is Jeff The Killer. He's... a killer. Oh, and that faceless guy that brought you here, That's Slenderman. He's basically our dad. His brother's are Splendorman, Offenderman, and Trenderman. They live here too." He explained. I settled in a bit, thinking that these people were actually kind of nice. I heard a cow bell being rang and heard Slenderman yell

"Come and get it!"

As soon as heyelled that, everyone jumped out of their seats and ran to the kitchen like a bunch of pigs. I saw Eyeless push down the smaller kids as he jumped over the couch to get there first and I almost cried! I was the second to last one to enter the kitchen but as I did, I saw Jeff coming down the stairs. That made my heart drop into my stomach. As it did, Slenderman put his hand on my shoulder and said "I told you that you'd fit in, Lorelei."

We sat down at the enormous table and I watched as everyone practically inhaled their spaghetti. I was kind of disgusted when Masky made BEN laugh so hard that spaghetti noodles came out of his nose. I guess Clockwork was even more disgusted because she vomited, making everyone else laugh. I looked around and saw everyone was so happy and enjoying themselves but my blue eyes kept darting towards Jeff. At one point where I was studying him, he looked directly at me and it made me blush with embarrasment. I looked at Slenderman.

Hmm... I wonder why he brought me here...