*There's a monkee on my back! Get it off!! Oh the horror of late night comedy!!!*
(Thru the ceiling of Hell HNB comes on the set)
"Watch your first step!! Aaaaahhhh! I'm blind!!"
(Satan appears) "You are not blind. I just forgot to turn on the light switch." (Satan flips on a switch) "I have been waiting for you."
(HNB looks up at him) "You camera-eyed fiend of camera-y proportions! You wish to wash my jockstrap! I must worship the ground!" (HNB kneels down and starts to lick to floor)
(Satan stares at him in strangeness) "Stop licking the floor or I will be forced to unleash my evil herd of spider monkees."
(HNB stands up and flips him off) "You horde of greasy taco snot! I must pepper you with the peppery pepper of sheer evil pepper!!!!" (HNB is having spasms)
"Aaaahhhh!! The anal gnomes is after my toes!! I will not succumb!!!"
(Satan is now drooling)
(HNB is on his hands and knees) "Squeak! Squeak! I am a mouse!" (Chatters) "Where is the moldy balony?!"
(Satan wants to kill something pretty soon. The clenching of fists and gritting of teeth proves it)
(A goat walks by. HNB picks it up and holds it over his head)
(The goat cries) "Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(HNB) "Quiet, you taquito!!! You will be my sacrifice!" (Finds an alter and puts the goat on it)
"I am now doing the chicken dance!! Moooo! Moooo!" (Does some goofy dance)
(Satan is snapping) "Shut your mouth you poor excuse for a stick person!!!!!" (He points a finger at HNB and it glows)
"Dananananananana, Squatman!!!" (Batman theme) "Spiderman is not a fly!!!!"
'BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!' (Spooky powers from Satan's finger fries the noodle)
Oh GOD!!!! The horror of my mind!!! DO not enter!!!!!!!!!
:) END
(Thru the ceiling of Hell HNB comes on the set)
"Watch your first step!! Aaaaahhhh! I'm blind!!"
(Satan appears) "You are not blind. I just forgot to turn on the light switch." (Satan flips on a switch) "I have been waiting for you."
(HNB looks up at him) "You camera-eyed fiend of camera-y proportions! You wish to wash my jockstrap! I must worship the ground!" (HNB kneels down and starts to lick to floor)
(Satan stares at him in strangeness) "Stop licking the floor or I will be forced to unleash my evil herd of spider monkees."
(HNB stands up and flips him off) "You horde of greasy taco snot! I must pepper you with the peppery pepper of sheer evil pepper!!!!" (HNB is having spasms)
"Aaaahhhh!! The anal gnomes is after my toes!! I will not succumb!!!"
(Satan is now drooling)
(HNB is on his hands and knees) "Squeak! Squeak! I am a mouse!" (Chatters) "Where is the moldy balony?!"
(Satan wants to kill something pretty soon. The clenching of fists and gritting of teeth proves it)
(A goat walks by. HNB picks it up and holds it over his head)
(The goat cries) "Baaaaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaa!"
(HNB) "Quiet, you taquito!!! You will be my sacrifice!" (Finds an alter and puts the goat on it)
"I am now doing the chicken dance!! Moooo! Moooo!" (Does some goofy dance)
(Satan is snapping) "Shut your mouth you poor excuse for a stick person!!!!!" (He points a finger at HNB and it glows)
"Dananananananana, Squatman!!!" (Batman theme) "Spiderman is not a fly!!!!"
'BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!' (Spooky powers from Satan's finger fries the noodle)
Oh GOD!!!! The horror of my mind!!! DO not enter!!!!!!!!!
:) END
