This crack one shot has spawned from a conversation my friends. I may expand it if new ideas come to mind that may include just about any series I have read or seen, but will stick with this for now. Don't expect new chapters or anything but I'm a weird child so…

Zoey and Stevie Rae were sitting outside the abbey in silence. How could they hope to defeat Neferet when she was so determined and powerful? The moon light glistened off a tract of untouched snow that was more gloomy than hopeful.

As the two girls contemplated idea, a young boy walked by. He was very short. He was carrying a pink bunny and wearing a blue school uniform. He was blond and looked so cute. He also looked lost.

"Excuse me! Have either of you seen Takashi?" He walked over to the two. The boy was frowning.

Zoey looked at him; he couldn't have been more than eight. She was a little sketchy on what pronoun to use, so she guessed. "No, but maybe we could give him a call and he can come get you."

The boy shook his head and squeezed his rabbit tighter. "I already tried, I didn't get a signal. I even tried Haru-chan, Tama-chan, Hikaru and Kaoru, and Kyo-chan!"

"I'm Zoey, what's your name?"

"My friends call me Hunny."

"What grade are you in Hunny?"

"I'm a senior at Ouran Academy! What grade are you in Zoey?"

"I'm a third former at the house of night."

"Wow! A vampyre! Cool!"

Zoey smiled. "Why don't you go in and get one of the nuns to get you something to eat?"

"Cake?"

"I don't think so."

Hunny went in anyway, but with less enthusiasm than if they had cake.

"He's so adorable! He could cutsey Satan himself to being nice!" Stevie Rae said in her Okie twang.

Then the light bulb physically turned on above her head. She had finally figured out how to defeat Neferet.

"Hunny! I think I know where you can find some cake!" Zoey burst into the kitchen.

Hunny sprouted flowers around his head. He was so happy.

Neferet walked out of her room and looked down. Hunny stood at her feet, beign as adorable as humanly possible.

"Hi! I heard you have cake!"

Neferet let out a scream of horror and pain as her skin gained color. Her hair lightened to a soft golden color. The skin tight black dress turned a soft shade of pink. She smiled sincerely at the boy and spoke softly as her mark turned into a lovely lilac color and eventually faded almost completely.

"I think we may! Why don't we just go and check in the dining hall!" She said softly and truly kindly.

And she was defeated, the end.