naruto goes to the krabby patty store and walks in, ready to eat a delicious hamburger. he stands in line for a few hours before finally getting to the stand. "glo dit" says naruto
"im sorry but we're all out of krabby patties. we wont have anymore until 19967." says squidward, bored and annoyed. naruto glares and smirks at squidward
"Besoni atë." he whisped passionately. he left the store and went home. the blonde ninja waited until nightfall before finding his way to squidwards house and sneaking inside. he took some of suidwards special shampoo just to spite him before going into squidwards house.
"أعتقد ذلك." naruto says before taking squidwards pillow and suffocating him. the deed is done and squidward is dead. no one comes between naruto and his krab pitties.
naruto goes home and sleeps peacfully. the next day he see sakura, his true love walking around. he walks up to her and waves happily
"Sinetsi!" naruto says lovingly to sakura. sakura shakes her head and sigh. "naruto i already told you i love sasuke and it just wouldnt work bewteen us. you arent even hokage."
sakura looks away from naruto dramatically. "we can still be friends if thats ok?"
naruto looks sadly down and sighs. "Croyez-le." naruto hugs sakura and she is surprised, but she hugs back.
"its ok naruto you will find someone who truly loves you." naruto shakes his head and stabs sakura in the neck. she gasps and falls against his body seducingly. then she dies.
"Sore o shinjite imasu."
naruto is sad.