naruto decides he needs a job to pay for his apartment so he looks at online listings of jobs in his area which is texas. one is called chicken tooth (i dont want to get sued for copyright so i changed the name!) and its for hardcore gamers like naruto.
naruto drove to the chicken toth offices and met with someone named cardboard Gus. he doesnt speak much.
"Che ci crediate." says naruto. cardboard gus doesnt say one word but naruto knows he got the job. now that gus isnt needed naruto slowly and sensually shreds gus in the shredder.
at his first day of work the young ninja bumps into a man who is tall and handsome with hazlenut hair and striking beautiful eyes that mesmerize the blonde ninja. naruto stares at the man before the man says "wot are you looking at you pleb minge ?" naruto is shcocked
. at this beautiful mans rudeness
"Ob Sie es glauben." naruto says shyly. even though he is rude narutos heart still does the pitter patter.
the hazelnut haired man ignores narutos question and leafs, muttering about micool and game night. naruto decides that he must make this man his.
AN: i didnt want 2 make this into a romance but i thought it would spice it up lol! but there was still a murder so dont worry
rip cardboard gus :(