Lively chatter and the occasional clink of a glass could be heard on this busy day at the Sapstrath Seahaven Inn. The port was full of weary travelers from all over the world, and it was no small task keeping up with the demand for steaming plates of food and full cups of alcohol.
Although it was noisy, Milla didn't really mind the atmosphere. She simply flipped through her thoroughly compiled notes and sipped her juice, furrowing her brow every once in a while at the pages.
"Why would someone wish to consume the posterior of another person, mimicking that of one consuming comestibles and foodstuffs? It simply makes no sense."
Milla had recently unearthed a booming phenomenon that was snaking its way through Rieze Maxia: Hip hop music. The strange, illustrious tunes had captured the hearts of thousands.. Millions, even. And, Milla being Milla, absolutely had to find out what all the hot gossip was about.
She poured over her notes even more before a young man came up behind her, setting down a plate of food for the both of them to share.
"Sorry I'm late, Milla. Leia insisted we check back with her mother before we hit the road again, and you know how well that went. She's actually still back in Leronde, probably dodging her punches as we speak."
Our young Jude has finally made his way back to the seahaven after accompanying Leia on their quick trip back to their home town.
Milla didn't reply, much too concentrated on the work in front of her.
Jude noted the silence, but sat down next to her anyway, readying one of the forks he'd brought with the plate. "What's that you've got there?"
"People are quite incredible. So much innuendo packed into so little wording! Language has evolved for your kind all too well…" Milla could only press a finger to her lip in wonder, "Jude. Would it be all right if I asked you a question? I'm afraid I'll only be able to garner a substantive understanding of the subject if I obtain insight from a human."
"Uhh, sure. What do you want to know?" Milla often asked questions, but never starting off as tiptoed as she'd been. Jude could only freaking guess what she was about to ask him. He forked a bit of pasta into his mouth, preparing to listen to her query.
She turned in her chair to face the boy, completely deadpan, "Would you 'eat the booty like groceries'?"
Jude was thrown into a coughing fit, nearly choking on his pasta.
a/n: please listen to 'Post to Be' by Omarion. And Jhene Aiko. And Chris Brown I guess