Light shined into the room. In one corner of the room lay a mattress with a humanoid figure wrapped tightly into a maroon blanket. In the adjacent corner was a chair and a desk of organized chaos. Small vinyl figures of show characters were scattered across the desk along with several trinkets and electronics.
The figure stirred in its sleep. Slowly the blanket slid off of the humanoid. Groaning, the figure rolled over and face planted onto the floor. It lifted itself off of the floor with two lean arms. Shaggy air naturally formed a bowl-like shape around its head. It wiped its face and stumbled over to the corner desk. It sat in the chair and spun erratically for a few seconds.
Once the chair settled, the humanoid turned a display towards itself and picked up a mouse. It then adjusted a keyboard into place on the desk. Rapidly clicking, it navigated through a series of tabs on the page. After several dozen tabs, the creature stopped. The page displayed a series of links, each by a different submitter.
The top menu showed the creature's name, Saakra. Saakra clicked 'Submit a Text Post'. He copied in the title from one of his previous posts and changed the number. He switched over to a tab label and clicked into his blog. He read through each excerpt in his blog and chuckled occasionally. After reviewing the list, he selected one and pasted it into the Reddit tab.
He submitted the post and relaxed into his chair. He scanned the page and gasped. Saakra threw his hands into the air and cheered, "I'm a princess!" He clicked his way to the front page. A grin appeared on his face as he realized that he and his fellow ploungers were now royalty. He did a little dance in his chair. Saakra lifted his palms to the roof and exclaimed, "Princess hood Acquired!"