Hi everyone! Here are the 15 things Jane does in her free time ^^ Feel free to point out any mistake and I'd be happy if you review.
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Me: 3…2…1… aaaand ACTION!
Jane (sending me an evil glare): You know I won't work for you for free?
Me (gulping): Okay… How about a gift in exchange?
Jane: (whispering) Damn human, using my vampiric curiosity against me… (using her full voice) Okay little human… even shorter than that Alice Cullen pfff… I'm in. Point that camera thing at me…
Raya92… I mean 95…doesn't own Twilight, any if its original characters, even less ME, because Aro is my one and only (Master). She doesn't own any company, trademark or original products mentioned. She just owns the ideas.
Hey, Shortie, are you happy now?
Me: Not fully, but you definitely did better than Jake! Thank you! I didn't know you had it in you!
Jane: Of course I'm better than that stupidly constantly smiling dog… Aren't you supposed to give me something now?
Me (after taking out a Barbie 3D movie DVD of my bag): Sorry I forgot! Here you go!
Jane reluctantly and painfully slowly takes it.
Me: I'm sorry I should've known you wouldn't like it! (begins to take it back)
Jane: No, it's not that!! It's just… that I kind of have it already… Did you see it?
Me: Yeah!
Jane: Weren't you surprised when the flying pony makes its entry at the castle near the end?
Me: Yeah! I missed a heartbeat at that part! And wasn't it so funny when the other stupid bronze-haired prince hits on her?
Jane: Yeah in his stupid shiny silver cartage! And…
And it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between two mentally disturbed girls…
By the way, I really am shorter than Alice according to the article about her on Wikipedia (for 2 cm!) Lol Don't make fun of my people! XD I'm sometimes told "Tout ce qui est petit est mignon!" (it means "everything that is little/short is cute!") but it seems that I am an exception XD Gosh, I should stop making fun of myself, it's a bad habit I have!
15 things Jane does in her free time
1) Trying to use her power on herself with the help of a mirror
2) Practicing her sadistic smile in front of a mirror to improve it
3) Putting nails on voodoo dolls (one of them is shorter than the others, I wonder who that could represent?)
4) Beheading Barbies and hanging their heads in her room ("Hey! I need decoration pieces for my bedroom (that doesn't even have a bed)! It needs to be brighter!")
5) Watching Harry Potter 4, 5 and 6 to drool over Voldemort ("His eyes are SO wonderfully evil, it could almost make my heart beat!")
6) Stalking Aro (and she does that without Chelsea's influence!)
7) Sniffing Alec ("It annoys him!!")
8) Sending her home-made viruses to people she PARTICULARLY hates (otherwise that would basically be everybody) especially Alice Cullen since she then wouldn't be able to satiate her thirst for shopping through her computer
9) Glaring at random people
10) Concentrating very hard with her forehead furrowed to…try to make her hair grow
11) Giving in to her obsession with cats by "meowing" with them
12) Secretly putting on makeup and taking pictures of herself (with kitties!)
13) Singing Camp Rock songs
14) Watching 3D Barbie movies, Powerpuff Girls, The little mermaid or Twilight
15) Cursing Mike Newton ( c.f. "15 things Aro does in his free time")
I had a few other ideas, so here are the "bonuses" lol:
16) Creating profiles on matchmaking websites with her picture and a "goody-two-shoes" personality
17) Cosplaying Orochimaru from the manga Naruto (she is a hidden anime otaku!)
18) Playing Alec-Barbie: a non official game that consists of putting makeup on Alec. Why him? Because she loves tormenting him since he's her brother. It's a way to show her love!
That's it! I hope you liked the way Chelsea's power is to change emotional bonds. Now all you have to do is click on the green button!