A/N I'm trying to write a SYOT at the moment but I only got a few tributes! The form is on my profile, if you can fill it out I would really appreciate it. K thanks. 8======D

"Oh Annie, my sweet, how I love you more than every other girl in the world cause I'm a whipped little pussy!"

Gale gagged at the over-used plot and threw up a little in his mouth. "Yo Katniss, Imma act like a stereotypical douchy jerk so you can act all high and mighty choosing Peeta instead alright?"

"Great, thanks Gale, glad you know how to return to the friend zone where you belong." She said nonchalently, turning her gaze to her soon-to-be husband.

Peeta gulped nervously and immediately fell to his knees, licking the bottom of Katniss' boot.

"That's right bitch, you know who wears the pants in this relationship," she said with a toss of her head, making sure to smack him across the face with her braid. "If only I had a dick I could smack you with that, but I guess my braid will have to do," she said with a sigh. "Don't get me wrong though, I'm glad I'm a girl, that way I can show young readers that the hero can be a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Though of course I NEED to be married with the two kids in the end. Hurr durr obviously a woman is a failure unless she has a husband and offspring, preferably one of each gender."

"Oh but Katniss, you make it seem like you have a happy life when you're clearly still troubled by those traumatizing experiences in the arena where you were forced against your will to murder innocent children. Oh your poor soul!" Peeta cried as he pulled her into his lap and started stroking her hair with savage ferocity.

"Nah." She shrugged. "Doesn't bother me one bit, I only killed the villains so I can be the righteous hero who does no wrong. Thank god Rue got killed by Marvel or *gasp* I had to actually do something bad!"

"Oh perish the thought!" Peeta cried, the very idea of his precious Katniss in pain was enough to bring tears to his eyes. "No one can ever hurt my special little Katniss Watniss who I literally stalked every day since kindergarden and have obsessed about in every waking moment! I would do anything for you! I would join the Careers for you! I would risk being killed by Cato for you! I starve for you! I would DIE for you!" He shouted, ripping apart his shirt revealing a Katniss4Lyfe tattoo across his chest. Plus, she could see he had bound himself in ropes and his dick had a sign hung on it saying "Katniss' property".

"Sweetie, you're so modest, you would do that for anyone cause you're such NICE guy." Katniss said, suddenly feeling uncomfortable. She slowly inched towards the door, hoping he wouldn't notice.

"Nah, everyone who's not Katniss can rot in hell for all I care. My family died? Fuck them. Oh wait I couldn't fuck them which is why I didn't care."

"Dude, you are so messed up."

A/N once again remember to fill out the tribute form on my profile! 8======D