One peaceful day in real world land, I was sitting on my ass playing PS2, as usual. I was thirsty, and I wanted some lemonade, so I got up to get some. I opened the fridge door, and there wasn't any lemonade. Damn. I hate it when there isn't any lemonade. I walked over to the cabinet where I keep the lemonade mix (Altho I dunno if you can actually call that country time shit lemonade...), took it out, walked over to the sink, and started to make lemonade. Unfortunately, the disposal was on, and it chopped my hand off. "SHIT!" I said. That dude from Summoner showed up, and said "Aw, that happened to me once, follow me to the land of dumb self-insertion fics and I'll get Xzibit to fix it!". Now I'm terrified, cuz I don't want some crappy rap guy to fix my hand. Oh well.


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Authors Note: From now on, this story will be written like a fanfic instead of an English essay =)
Cloud: Oh, I wish Aeris could come back to life. Somebody go invent a damn ressurection code that-OOF!

~I fall from sky and land on Cloud, I roll off, then summoner guy falls on Cloud, but his hand gets cut off when he lands on his sword.~

Summoner Guy (I think his name is Joseph): See, I told you! Hey, Xzibit!

~Xzibit walks over~

Xzibit: Gyooo! Waz up in dis here mug?! Gyooo!

~Xzibit trips, gets impaled on Cloud's sword, me and Joseph both shrug and each take a hand.~

Me: My hand is the wrong color...

Joseph: So!? My hand has a cursed evil plot twist mark on it! You should consider yourself lucky!

Cloud: So um.....who the hell are you guys?

Joseph: I'm from the only good PS2 RPG so far!

Me: I want some damn lemonade

Cloud: Let's go on a journey and recruit lots of final fantasy characters and GET LEMONADE!

Me: ~Shrugs~ OK

~We walk for awhile and Aeris shows up~

Aeris: HI!

Cloud: Aeris! I thought you died!

Aeris: Um...nope...I...just...uh...this is a really bad plot hole.

Me: Eh, what are ya gonna do.

~We start walking again. We walk for awhile and then we all fall in a big hole.~

Me: What happened there? Where did that hole come from?

Joseph: Game switch.

Me: Oh. So that means...

~Tony Hawk goes by on a skateboard. He hits Aeris and she dies again.~

Me: Cool! Tony Hawk!

~Joseph pulls out a knife and stabs Tony Hawk. He falls to the ground. Lots of other skaters show up and start trying to kill Joseph. Joseph casts nuke spell, and we all die.~

TO BE CONTINUED! ITS NOT THE END! MWAHAH!