Steven Universe is owned/created by Cartoon Network and Rebecca Sugar
The Loud House is owned/created by Nickelodeon and Chris Savino
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Today could be called the most boring day in the long history of the planet, according to Lincoln Loud.
"Oh, Hi! I'm Lincoln Loud but I think you know that already." said the white-haired boy known as Lincoln.
Lincoln sat on the steps of the wooden porch with a bored expression on his face.
Being the only boy in a family of ten sisters, he had no one to hang out or play with especially when both Clyde and Ronnie Anne were unavailable.
Clyde was on a vacation with his dads and Ronnie Anne (as well as Bobby, much to Lori's disappointment) was at a family reunion, Leaving Lincoln down in the dumps and without anyone to a talk to.
Well, anyone other than his sisters. Lincoln felt like he so many moments with his sisters that someone could make an entire television series about it.
Lincoln took in a deep breath and let out a sad sigh but before he could stand up and walk back into the house, he felt a breeze blow on his face.
A large white and pink vortex suddenly appeared over the gray cement sidewalk, patches of grass and stray orange leaves where being pulling into it.
Lincoln stared at the swirling vortex of terror with widen eyes, he thought of Lisa's dimension traveling watch from a month ago until he realized that was just a crazy dream.
"Uh-oh! demons coming from the underworld to enslave us all and then the world? did Lucy say something to make them really angry?" thought Lincoln, scared out of his mind.
Luckily, it wasn't a red bloodthirsty demon carrying a dark pitchfork and a evil goatee. It was a boy riding a big pink lion.
What are the odds of that happening?
"Um, Lion, I think you took us to the wrong dimension." the boy asked "or timezone."
The boy, wearing a red shirt with a yellow star, blue denim jeans, and sandals, dismounted the pink Lion and stared at the tall building.
"Wow! that's a tall house!' the boy said, amazed by the height of the house.
The boy continued to stare until he saw a certain someone standing at the front step of the porch
"Um, hello?" the boy asked, staring at him with a confused face.
Lincoln had no other choice but to say hi but his mind went . . .
"LION!" Lincoln screamed with pure shock.
"What? Oh! you're talking about Lion." said the boy, pointing a thumb towards the large pink feline currently resting in the yard.
"Don't worry, he's really harmless once you get to know him, unless you rub his fur the wrong way or take away his Lion Lickers." he said, rubbing the bright pink mane of Lion in a gentle way.
Lincoln sighed with relief, knowing that he wasn't going to become someone's lunch.
By the way, what's your name?" asked Lincoln.
"My name is Steven Universe!" responded the boy now known as Steven.
"Sweet, I'm Lincoln Loud!" shot back Lincoln.
Steven stretching his arm out and signaling a friendly handshake from a new friend.
Lincoln returned the offer by grabbing Steven's hand and shaking his hand with a large toothy smile.
"So, um . . . Where am I exactly?" Steven asked mid-handshake with a raised eyebrow.
"Well," Lincoln responded, breaking the handshake "Steven Universe, your 1216 Franklin Avenue, but your actually in . . . the Loud House!"
Lincoln opened the door, revealing the large hallway full of pure chaos rumbling inside.
The pure chaos came from Lincoln's ten sisters, doing their individual own things while simultaneously causing a huge ruckus.
Inside, Steven notice how large and roomy it was in there, kinda like the first time he moved into the temple.
"Wow! you live here? and I thought the temple was big. This is kinda like the house I'd live in if I wasn't tied to a destiny," said Steven.
"What destiny?" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, what destiny?" Lucy asked, appearing out of nowhere and frightening the unsuspecting Steven.
"Sorry about, Steven. Lucy tends to do that a lot." reassured Lincoln.
"Destiny . . . it is a word that means that an event must occur. It cannot be denied," said Lucy, profoundly.
Steven was instantly reminded of Garnet, a stoic person shrouded in mystery and love to cover their eyes from the rest of the world.
"Ok, then." said Lincoln, ignoring what Lucy just said and turning to Steven.
"Hey Linky! who's this?" asked Leni, walking towards the duo.
"Yeah, weren't you going to introduce us?" said Lola, walking into the conversation "I gotta have a good reputation, y'know."
Soon enough, all of Lincoln's ten sisters, with ages ranging from one to seventeen, stopped doing their daily shenanigans and walked towards the boys.
Steven gasped at how many sisters Lincoln had, his hands pressing his cheeks.
"Are ALL of these people your sisters!?" asked Steven, staring at each and everyone one of them with a happy/shocked expression. You could even see the stars glinting in his round eyes.
"Yup, all of them." responded Lincoln.
"Is he our new neighbor?" asked Lynn, carrying a basketball with one finger.
"Nope, This is Steven and he came here from a portal on his pet Lion . . . I know that sounds weird but just roll with it." responded Lincoln.
Suddenly, there was a bloodcurdling scream that came from Lori.
"GUYS T-T-THERE'S A LION OUTSIDE!" shouted Lori, standing by the closed door.
"What!?" all the girls went as they (plus Steven and Lincoln) rushed towards the window to see what Lori was mumbling about.
They peeked through the window, seeing a large pink lion resting in the yard in a comfortable position.
"No way!" cried Lana as she darted to her room to get a certain item.
"That is so rad, dude!" said Luna, turning to Steven.
"Thanks." he simply said, stopping himself from blushing into a bright shade of red.
"MINE!" declared Lana, opening the door and rushing towards Lion with a butterfly net.
Lana dived on top of Lion, but she could only catch a portion of Lion's mane with her net.
Lion didn't seem to care, still resting in the Loud's green grassy yard.
"LANA! don't get to close or it'll eat you!" panicked Lori.
"It's fine, he's harmless!" Steven told Lori, reassuring her. "He only eats Lion Lickers and sometimes my shirts."
Lori quit her panicking but she gave Lion a deathly glare especially around her young sister.
Lincoln noticed something underneath Steven's shirt, a small round lump in his stomach region.
"What's that?" Lincoln pointed to the bump on his stomach.
"Oh, that's my gem." Steven replied while pulling his shirt up to reveal a shiny pink rose quartz gem in place of his bellybutton.
"You got you're bellybutton pierced?" questioned Leni "That's totes adorbs."
"Is that even appropriate for a boy your own age?" asked Lola, seeing her reflection in the pale coat of the gem.
"I'm actually fourteen." blurted Steven, turning his eyes to his stomach.
The girls gasped with complete shock, seeing how young Steven was, the fact he was actually fourteen was quite baffling.
"Fourteen?!" the girls questioned, staring at him even more.
"What type of lotion do you use?" suggested Leni, causing her sisters and Lincoln to give her a 'really?' glare.
"What? I just wanna know." she said, actually serious about what she said.
"But you only look about the same age as Lincoln!" said Luna.
"That's because I'm only half-human and half-gem, I got this gem from my mom who's actually a war general . . ." Steven said before getting cut off by Lincoln.
"Okay, this explanation is very long so we'll just cut to after the explanation." Lincoln said, breaking the fourth wall and using his hand to wipe to the next scene.
ONE REALLY, REALLY LONG EXPLANATION ABOUT THE GEMS LATER . . .
"And that's how I became a Crystal Gem." Steven said, finally finishing his story.
"Wow, who knew rocks went to Kindergarten." said Leni.
"That explanation is a load of Hogwash." Lisa said, ignoring the fact that it actually did happen.
"Yeah, and I thought Lincoln was a weirdo!" said Lori.
"Hey!" objected Lincoln.
"What! I'm not a weirdo, I know its strange but it's all true! all of it!" cried Steven, feeling rejected.
"Well, it's not that we don't believe you, Steven. It's just. . . we have to see some proof in order to actually do so," said Lynn.
""Yes. A human gem hybrid sounds likely only in the works of fantasy," said Lisa. "Just like how your scientifically impossible 'pet' is currently frolicking."
Steven turned his head to see Lion rolling across the grass in the front yard with Lana still attached to his head.
"Well, Lion can do some cool stuff!" said Steven, opening the door and running to Lion.
All the girls and Lincoln followed him to the front yard, circling Lion.
"Lion can take us anywhere!" offered Steven, stretching his arms towards Lion.
"Anywhere?" said Lola.
"Anywhere!" echoed Steven with a grin.
"or Any-hair." quipped Luan, causing Steven and herself to chuckle.
"C'mon, I'll show you!" he said, hopping onto Lion's curved back.
All the Loud children followed Steven, finding a spot on Lion's spot (or mane for Lana's case)
"Okay! Lion, take us anywhere!" said Steven, pointing his finger forward.
Lion let out a insanely loud roar and ran through the vortex, the exact same one Lion and Steven used to get here.
. . .
The location Lion had taken them was an ancient gem site, the site was a vast forest covered in a large blanket of snow. From the dirt to the grass to the trees, fluffy white snow had them encased.
Just as Lion and the kids exited the vortex, Lion had collapsed into the snow with a damp breath.
"Oh, Lion!" Steven rubbed the exhausted Lion's fur "You get your rest."
The air was so cold that they can see their own breathe whenever they talked.
all the Loud siblings went into different directions to explore the forest or played in the snow.
"So many trees here, Is it Christmas time already?" joked Luan.
"This is an old gem base. very quiet, isn't it?" asked Steven.
"Opposite of our surname," said Lola.
All the siblings nodded in agreement.
They all went out and continued to explore the beauty of the gem culture.
"How does something like this even exist?" Lori asked.
"This place has been around for millennia, almost as long as the Earth." said Steven.
"Millennia?" Lisa asked, intrigued.
"Yup, an entire Millennium." replied Steven.
"It's a little chilly out here!" said Lori, shivering while carrying Lily in her arms.
"Yeah, I didn't even bring my fashion coat!" said Leni.
Little did they know, someone or something was slowly coming towards them.
"Does anyone hear that?" asked Lincoln, his black pupils darting left to right.
"It could just be a breeze." said Steven.
"According to my weather scanner, there are zero traces of heavy winds." said Lisa, who had a gray device in her small hands from out of nowhere.
"The wind only brings chills to one's epidermis," said Lucy. "those chills could possibly mean . . . death."
After a movement of silence, they could hear it again. In the distance, they could see the light at the end of the forest.
Blinded by the light, Leni placed the glasses perked on top of her head and put it on her eyes.
"Much better." she said.
"There's the light!" said Steven, facing the direction of the mysteriously bright flash.
There was rustling and crumbling from the light that instantly died down, trees were falling down or side-to-side and large 'THUDs' stomping close to them.
"What is that!?" gasped Lori.
Soon enough, the creature was a large corrupted gem that had taken the form of a dragon.
Steven noticed the corrupted gem had arms and legs sticking out of it, realizing that it was actually a fusion experiment.
"Uh oh . . ." whispered Lincoln.
"LION!" yelled Steven, turning to the pink feline who was still resting in the snow.
The dragon amalgamate charged at the group, but Steven jumped in front of them and activated his bubble, causing the creature to face plant right onto it and collapse into the snow.
"Since when could you do that?!" asked Lincoln.
"T-that's not important right now!" yelled Steven.
The dragon amalgamate left a small crack on the bubble, Steven was shocked since no other creature has done that before.
"Steven's right! We gotta get out of here!' said Lori.
"What are we going to do?" asked Luna.
Steven thought for a minute until a light bulb went off in his head.
"Ok, ok, on the count of three, run and . . . do what you do best!" instructed Steven, as the Amalgamate stood up and was ready to attack.
The Loud Siblings all nodded in agreement, getting ready.
"One!" cried Steven.
The amalgamate clawed at the bubble with its red paw, causing everyone to rattle inside the bubble.
"Two!"
"Wait, what comes after three?"
"THREE!" They shouted in unison as Steven deactivated the bubble and the Loud siblings ran into position away from the monster.
"Remember, strike the gem but don't break it!" he yelled, summoning his shield.
"Sweet shield, bro."said Lynn.
The Amalgamation scurried towards Steven until Lori and Luna stood in front of him.
"Ready, Lori?" said Luna.
"I was born ready." replied Lori.
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?" yelled Luna, purple guitar in hand.
Lori hooked up her phone to a mini-speaker and plugged it into Luna's guitar who wailed a extremely sound, causing the creature to shield its ear drums.
Using this moment, Steven threw his shield at the amalgamate's jaw.
Leni and Lynn grabbed two ends of Leni's red sewing string, circling around its short colored legs until most of the string was gone, the two pulled the string and caused the amalgamate to trip under its weight and into the stone.
Out of nowhere, Luan walks in front of the damaged maw of the amalgamate.
"Mr. Dragon, your looking a little rocky today." joked Luan as the pink flower on her shirt squirted seltzer water into its eyes, blinding it.
The amalgamate was completely exhausted from the constant attacks coming from Steven and the Loud siblings.
"It looks like he's almost down! one more hit and he's done!" cried Steven.
Before Lynn could karate chop the amalgamate's face into a pulp, Lincoln came up with an idea.
"Hey guys, I have a suggestion." said Lincoln.
Using a jockstrap (that Lynn was carrying for some reason) and trees that were conveniently a couple of centimeters apart to create a makeshift slingshot.
Lincoln grabbed Lily's smelly diaper and placed it into the small pocket of the strap.
Lynn and Lincoln pulled back the diaper a reasonable amount and calculations by Lisa kept a steady postition.
"a few kilometers back and . . . good! go for it." said Lisa, affixing her thick dark glasses.
"Ready, Linc?" asked Lynn.
"I was born-"
"I said that already, like not even an hour ago." Lori said, cutting her brother off.
"Alright then, FIRE!" Lincoln yelled, he and Lynn releasing their grip on the strap and launched it across the air and landed in the unsuspecting face of the amalgamation.
The whiplash from the speeding diapers toppled the weak amalgamation backwards when it eventually poofed into a puff of white clouds and multi-colored mini-gems.
Steven quickly bubbled the gem shards and sent them to the temple's rehabilitation chamber.
"There we go." he said, wiping sweat from his forehead.
"Well, I think we had enough gem culture for one day. Let's go home," said Lori.
"I'm with you," said Leni.
"Hey Lynn, where did you get that net?" asked Lincoln.
"It's not a net, it's a jockstrap." she replied with a small smile.
"EW! EW! EW!" Lincoln cried as he wiped his hands on his shirt.
Steven and the Loud sisters laughed at Lincoln's inconvenience.
Suddenly, the group heard a loud growl coming from right next to them, they turn their heads to see Lion poking his head through the circle of Loud sisters.
"Lion!" Steven gave Lion an angry glare since Lion had done nothing to help while they fought the corrupted gem.
Lion replied with a grumpy snarl.
. . .
Later on, another vortex opened up, this time in the front yard of the Loud house.
"Guys I just want to say that, I'm sorry I put you all through that. I just needed to prove that I am what I told you I was." said Steven.
"Steven, you don't need to apologize." said Lincoln.
"What?" Steven asked, sniffling.
"After all that, we definitely believe you," said Lori with a small smile.
"And we gotta admit, that was pretty fun," said Lynn.
"Just next time, take us somewhere that's a little less inhabited by big scary gem monsters that want to kill us." Lola insisted.
"It's a deal." said Steven, chuckling and placing his hand on his curly head of hair.
"Thanks again for coming, Steven. I don't have a lot of friends outside my family, so you think you could come by again someday and we could hang out?" Lincoln asked.
"I'll definitely see when I have the free time," said Steven.
"Sweet!" said Lincoln.
The two of them highfived each other, a new best friend kind of high five.
"Come on, Lion! We're heading home! See you around!" said Steven, hopping onto Lion's back.
All the Loud siblings sent Steven goodbyes and waves as he was about to leave.
"We hear ya loud and crystal clear, Stevie!" said Luna.
"Nice one!" said Luan, fist bumping her rock star sister.
With that, Steven and Lion opened up another vortex and return to their small town that is Beach City.
"What a day this was . . ." said Lincoln, walking back into his house. "Never gonna forget it."
" . . . I still don't know what type of lotion he uses." said Leni.
The rest of the Loud sisters and Lincoln sent her a death glare.
"What? I just wanna know." replied Leni, walking back into the house as well,
Fin . . . or is it?
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