Jiraiya: Whattup Anime fans! The name is Jiraiya the Gallant, and I'm here with the hit talk show "Do you know Naruto". We will be interviewing several people throughout the Naruto Universe. Our first guest will be the infamous Sasuke Uchiha!
*Sasuke enters the room, trailing blood.
Jiraiya: Hello there Sasuke! How have you been!
Sasuke: "I hate you. Go die in a hole."
Jiraiya: "Wow...I never knew you hated me so much"
Sasuke: "I think you are a pervy sage. You probably are eyeing my balls right now."
Jiraiya: "WHAT! WHY U LITTLE-"
Sasuke: "Why am I even here. Because if you thought you could take advantage of this (gestures to his body), you are in for the time of your life."
Jiraiya: "Sasuke...what are you doing."
*sasuke takes off his shirt.
Sasuke: "What do you thing Pervy Sage? You like my junk!"
Jiraiya: "Okay can someone please get him out of here. Please- OW WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!"
Sasuke: "What, you don't like it when I stroke your arms? Or when I rub your legs?
Jiraiya:" No, I don't!"
Sasuke: "Oh.. then I don't even know why I am here. Peace out you fag!"
*Sasuke leaves the room and transforms back into Naruto.
Naruto: "Yes, Yes, Yes it finally worked! Sasuke is forever embarrassed!"
Jiraiya: "Well since that whackjob is gone, I think we'll have a commercial break before our next guest, Hinata Hyugya!"