All out War!

Chapter 1

"Maxwell! What the fuck did you do to my hair you bastard!" the Chinese boy screamed as he looked in the mirror. The others ran in wanting to see what happened. "What's wrong Wu Fei?" Quatre asked, very concerned. But as he entered he stopped, and made Heero bump into him. "Quatre-" he was about to say something when he saw the Chinese boy. "What's going on?" Trowa asked when seeing all of them stop.

"That's…….a…….nice….look……..for……..you…Fei." Heero said while holding back his laughter. "This isn't funny Yuy! How would you like it if I dyed your hair pink?" Wu Fei screamed. The others couldn't hold it in, they burst out laughing. "This isn't funny! I'm gonna get you for this Maxwell!" Wu Fei screamed. Luckily for Wu Fei, the dye could be easily washed off, or should I say it was lucky for Duo that it could be washed off.

Later that day, Duo came in as cheery as ever. "Duo, you better be careful, Wue Fei is pretty angry." warned Quatre. "Dat's k Kat. I'll be fine, I got me self a body guard." Duo said, with a grin. "Who?" Quatre and Trowa asked in unison. "He- chan." "No way." Heero said, coldly. "Ok, I get it, you're afraid Wu - man's gonna kick your ass, right, I figured. I guess Wu - man was right about what he said about you." he said with a devilish grin. " I am not afraid of Wu Fei - and what the fuck did he say about me?" Heero demanded. "Just that you were as weak as woman. His exact words were Yuy is as weak as an onna, if it wasn't for the rest of us, especially me, he wouldn't be here today. Why Maxwell he's as weak as you, weaker even.' I heard it myself." Duo said as innocently as possible. " He's not going to get away with saying that about me." Heero said, very pissed. "Ya know, if ya protect me then you can fight him n have a very good reason." Duo said with a grin. " So how 'bout it, do I have myself a body guard.?" "Very well." Heero said wearily.

Chapter 2

"Maxwell! There you are, I have been waiting for you." Wu Fei yelled. "He..he.he.." Duo said before running behind Heero for protection. "Move out of my way Yuy!" the Chinese boy yelled to Heero. But Heero didn't move a muscle. Now Trowa and Quatre came out to see what's going on. "Oh, I get it, so this is why you didn't want to go out with Relena." Wu Fei stated with a grin. One of Heero's eye brow went up in a question. "It's cuz you're gay. You've been havin' feelings for Maxwell all this time. He he he. I understand now. The perfect soldier and the braided baka." Wu Fei stated with a smirk. Before any one knew what happened, Heero slammed Wu Fei into a wall. (not that he didn't deserve it, how dare he speak to Heero like that. Go get him Heero.) Quatre and Trowa tried to pull Heero away but failed. "Take it back." the Japanese boy said very pissed and insulted.

"No, make me!" Wu Fei said before he kicked Heero to the ground. He grabbed his sword which luckily was near him. Heero pulled out his gun. ( Wu Fei is gonna get it now.) Heero started firing his gun, but Wu Fei dodged them all. ( o0;;) Then Wu Fei started to charge with his sword in hand, some how Heero had knocked out Wu Fei's sword, and Wu Fei had done the same thing with Heero's gun. They did regular hand to hand combat.