Hello people !!! I had the idea for this Matrix spoof after thinking about
something. I am French end here in France, the Key Maker is called the Key
master. It seems very stupid and made me think about a kind of the Lord of
The Keys, the title of this fic. It's a matrix/LOTR crossover but you
already got it. Beware of serious randomness !! don ' t hesitated to stone
me or to review me.
Disclaimer : TLOTR is not mine and nor does the Matrix.
Here we go !!
Chapter 1
At the oracle ' s place in the park :
Oracle : You have seen it, in your dreams, haven ' t you? The door made of light?
Neo : [nods]
Oracle : What happens when you go through the door?
Neo : I see Trinity, and something happens, something bad. She starts to fall, and then I wake up.
Oracle: Do you see her die?
Neo: No.
Oracle: You have the sight now, Neo. You are looking at the world without time.
Neo: Then why can't I see what happens to her?
Oracle: I dunno. If you woke up before the end of your dream, I can't tell it for you, kiddo.
Neo: Are you saying I have to choose whether Trinity lives or dies?
Oracle: No. I just said I dunno. But if you reach The Source, you will have your answer, but to do that you will need the Keymaker.
Neo: The Keymaker ?
Oracle: Yes, he disappeared some time ago. We did not know what happened to him until now. I heard he turned crazy after hearing the French for his name, the Key Master.
Neo: What does he want?
Oracle: What do all men with power want? More power. He really thinks is a Master. Be there, at that exact time, and you will have a chance. Seems like every time we meet I've got nothing but bad news. I'm sorry about that, I surely am. Good luck, kiddo.
The Oracle leaves with a Chinese dude with pointy hears, Legoraph.
Neo stands up and prepare to leave when he hears :
Mister Anderson !
Neo stares : ACK !!! An orc in an agent suit !! Awful !!
Agent Orc : Surprised to see me ?
Neo : Wait ! I have never met you ! What the hell do you want ?
Agent Orc : You don ' t remember me, but in the first movie you jumped inside me and changed my code so I was exploded.
Neo : o_O Smith ?
Smith : Indeed. I don ' t know how I came back, but I ' m very ugly, because of you, M. Anderson.
Smith orc 2: Because of you, I also lost my job.
Smith orc 3 : Because of you I ' m unemployed.
Smith orc 4: Because of you no women don't want to approach me.
Neo : Before I killed you, you were already unattractive.
Smith orc 5 : herrr … Yeah that ' s true. But after our… collision, some human feelings appeared in me. Maybe by duplication.
Smith orc 6 : And it made me hate you even more.
Smith orc 7 : We want to be handsome, it our new purpose, and you will help us !
Smith hits Neo in the stomach with his fist. Mud starts to spread all over Neo
Neo : HYUCK !!! DUDE !! MY BEAUTIFUL PRIEST COAT !!! YOU GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEE !!!!
Violently Neo send the Orc away with a kick and tries to make the mud go away. But the other Smith orcs attack him. There are seven of them but Neo still can handle them easily. Smith/Orc get angrier because of Neo ' s ability to kick his clones' asses. 93 more Smith/Orc appear from all the accesses of the parc yard and Neo must face them all and is outnumbered as in the movie. Neo gets his famous staff and dispends his generous kung fu abilities in the clones. But soon, Neo cannot support any longer this army of Smiths and flies away just like in the movie.
Neo : ACK !! I hope people won't believe I am a coward !!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ok people, this is my third edit and I don't know if I got rid of those strange letters that my first reviewer as told me about (Thank you btw). I hope you enjoyed it and I am waiting for your reviews or your help to solve my technical problems (I cannot say "don't" , I must say "do not", it's boring)
Chapter 1
At the oracle ' s place in the park :
Oracle : You have seen it, in your dreams, haven ' t you? The door made of light?
Neo : [nods]
Oracle : What happens when you go through the door?
Neo : I see Trinity, and something happens, something bad. She starts to fall, and then I wake up.
Oracle: Do you see her die?
Neo: No.
Oracle: You have the sight now, Neo. You are looking at the world without time.
Neo: Then why can't I see what happens to her?
Oracle: I dunno. If you woke up before the end of your dream, I can't tell it for you, kiddo.
Neo: Are you saying I have to choose whether Trinity lives or dies?
Oracle: No. I just said I dunno. But if you reach The Source, you will have your answer, but to do that you will need the Keymaker.
Neo: The Keymaker ?
Oracle: Yes, he disappeared some time ago. We did not know what happened to him until now. I heard he turned crazy after hearing the French for his name, the Key Master.
Neo: What does he want?
Oracle: What do all men with power want? More power. He really thinks is a Master. Be there, at that exact time, and you will have a chance. Seems like every time we meet I've got nothing but bad news. I'm sorry about that, I surely am. Good luck, kiddo.
The Oracle leaves with a Chinese dude with pointy hears, Legoraph.
Neo stands up and prepare to leave when he hears :
Mister Anderson !
Neo stares : ACK !!! An orc in an agent suit !! Awful !!
Agent Orc : Surprised to see me ?
Neo : Wait ! I have never met you ! What the hell do you want ?
Agent Orc : You don ' t remember me, but in the first movie you jumped inside me and changed my code so I was exploded.
Neo : o_O Smith ?
Smith : Indeed. I don ' t know how I came back, but I ' m very ugly, because of you, M. Anderson.
Smith orc 2: Because of you, I also lost my job.
Smith orc 3 : Because of you I ' m unemployed.
Smith orc 4: Because of you no women don't want to approach me.
Neo : Before I killed you, you were already unattractive.
Smith orc 5 : herrr … Yeah that ' s true. But after our… collision, some human feelings appeared in me. Maybe by duplication.
Smith orc 6 : And it made me hate you even more.
Smith orc 7 : We want to be handsome, it our new purpose, and you will help us !
Smith hits Neo in the stomach with his fist. Mud starts to spread all over Neo
Neo : HYUCK !!! DUDE !! MY BEAUTIFUL PRIEST COAT !!! YOU GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEE !!!!
Violently Neo send the Orc away with a kick and tries to make the mud go away. But the other Smith orcs attack him. There are seven of them but Neo still can handle them easily. Smith/Orc get angrier because of Neo ' s ability to kick his clones' asses. 93 more Smith/Orc appear from all the accesses of the parc yard and Neo must face them all and is outnumbered as in the movie. Neo gets his famous staff and dispends his generous kung fu abilities in the clones. But soon, Neo cannot support any longer this army of Smiths and flies away just like in the movie.
Neo : ACK !! I hope people won't believe I am a coward !!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ok people, this is my third edit and I don't know if I got rid of those strange letters that my first reviewer as told me about (Thank you btw). I hope you enjoyed it and I am waiting for your reviews or your help to solve my technical problems (I cannot say "don't" , I must say "do not", it's boring)