Dislcaimer: I don't own Naruto.

A/N: Hope you enjoy!

"Sasuke!"

"Naruto."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm waiting. What does it look like?"

A giggle, and a pause. "Like you're waitin'."

Sasuke scowled in Naruto's direction. "Then why did you ask?" he growled.

"'Cause I felt like it, I think. Who are you waiting for?"

"My brother."

"Oh. Why?"

Just as Sasuke was getting ready to pounce on Naruto, a voice called out. "Sasuke!"

"Coming Mother!" he yelled back. He narrowed his eyes at Naruto. "I have to go. I guess Brother's not coming back yet."

"Whatever, Sasuke," Naruto said, walking away.

"Shhh! Don't be so loud. I'm hiding."

"Oh. Why?"

"Do you have to ask why every time?"

"…yes."

Sasuke huffed. "Fine, Naruto. I'm hiding from my brother."

"…why?"

"Because I feel like it," Sasuke sneered.

"Oh. Okay." Naruto sat down next to him, and waited for a few minutes. Loudly, Naruto asked, "Is that him there?"

"What? Where?" Sasuke looked around.

Naruto pointed down the road.

"No! That's an old grandma!" Sasuke yelled, scandalized in place of his brother.

The lady's eyes narrowed in warning from her spot. "Did I just hear someone call me an old grandma?"

Sasuke shrunk down in his spot, while Naruto giggled.

"Shh!"

"Are you waiting for your brother again?"

"I guess so. Or just playing."

"Playing with what?"

"Nothing, yet. I haven't started playing."

"Oh. Do you want to play with me?"

"…I guess. If there's nothing else to play with."

"Sasuke!" a voice called.

"Coming, Mother!" Sasuke yelled back to the woman walking closer. "I have to go, Naruto."

As Sasuke joined his mother, Naruto heard her ask, "What were you doing, Dear?"

"Playing with Naruto, Mother."

"Naruto?"

"Yeah. He's my…friend."

"I didn't see anyone with you, Dear."

"You must have missed him."

"Sasuke, there was no one there."

"Naruto?"

"Hmm?"

"How come no one can see you?"

"What do you mean?"

"People always laugh at me for having an imaginary friend, but I don't! Imaginary friends are for girls. You're not imaginary, right?"

"Of course not."

"Then why can no one see you?"

"Hee Hee…'cause you're special."

"Special?"

"Yeah. Only you can see me."

"Why?"

"…maybe I'll tell you when you're older."

"Will you tell me now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"Nope!"

"…how bout now?"

"Hee hee….noooo."

"Why not?"

"'Cause I said so."

"Naruto! Naruto!"

"What?"

"Why can't anyone see me? I'm invisible!"

"You're not invisible, Sasuke. They just can't see you."

"Why can't they see me?"

"You're like me, now, Sasuke."

"Like you?"

"Yeah. Dead."

A/N: I wasn't planning on making this all dialogue in the beginning, and was instead planning on making it, like, an actual oneshot, but I didn't. Oops.