Ciao, bastards.
Alright, so my boss said that I needed to learn to be nicer (which I think is complete bullshit). It doesn't help that Feli is being a fucking annoying idiota and won't drop the damn subject either. So here I am, willing to spill my deepest and darkest secrets to you stronzos. Okay, that's an extreme over exaggeration, but you get the point, right bitches? Si. Good. All you have to do is write me a nice little letter with questions, and I'll answer your bullshit to the best of my ability. If I don't answer you right away, don't flip your shit; I happen to be fucking busy, because I'm South Fucking Italy.
Because my boss is an asshole, he is making me answer every fucking letter I get. That includes from nations, micro nations, cities, towns, and humans. Si. Humans. So I guess…um…don't be afraid to contact me…BUT IF YOU FUCKING BRING UP SPAGNA AND HOW I SHOULD MARRY HIM OR FUCK HIM OR WHATEVER YOU CRAZY FANGIRLS FANTASIZE ABOUT, I WILL SET THE MAFIA ON YOUR ASS? GOT IT?
Well, that's all for now
Arrividerci,
Lovina Chiara Vargas, South Italy
((Alright guys. Here are some rules for the letter writing. You are allowed to ask as many questions as you want in a letter. There really is no limit. Lovina will respond thoroughly; trust me…that girl loves to rant. And ignore her threat about bringing up Spain. Pfft…ask as many Spain questions as you want ;D. Don't tell her this, but I'm a hopeless Spamano fan. She would fucking kill me though.
Also, if you've already written a letter, don't be afraid to write another one. In fact, write as many as you want. But don't write another until your previous letter has been responded to. As she already mentioned, she's accepting letters from everyone: fellow nations, OCs, humans, animals, etc. etc. XD. There also aren't really any rules on what you can and cannot ask…which is why this is going to be rated M to be safe. So anyway…have fun picking on Lovi. She's so damn fun to pick on. You should try it out ;D))