Offspring
Kagome: INU-YASHA!
Inu-Yasha: Ka... gome?
Kagome: Inu-Yasha... please get up.
Inu-Yasha: I'm sorry I-
Kagome: NO! Don't be it's not your fault, let's just get you out of here, O.K.!
Inu-Yasha: I love you... Kagome
Kagome: *Smile* I know, but this is no time to get romantic, this place is going to fall in any minute.
Inu-Yasha: ... The shards...
Kagome: WOULD YOU FORGET THE SHARDS FOR ONCE!
Inu-Yasha: Kagome?
Kagome: The shards don't mean anything as long as were together right? It's just you and me together, you promised we'd be together always and nothing would get in our way. So please Inu-Yasha, lets go.
Narrator: Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome picked her up and gave her his Happy smile ^_*
Inu-Yasha: So that means were always going to be together right.
Kagome: Well... yeah!
Inu-Yasha: Until we die?
Narrator: Kagome's eyes lit up and went calm.
Kagome: Yes.
Narrator: Inu-Yasha gave her a suspicious look.
Inu-Yasha: So you'll bare my pups?
Kagome's face turned blood red
Kagome: WHAAAA... Bu, uh, WERE INSIDE A CASTLE THATS ON FIRE! HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT NOW?
Inu-Yasha quickly got up picked up Kagome and Jumped out a near by castle window and hopped through a few tress and landed on a branch about five stories up.
Kagome: What are you doing? We have to see if the others are ok and I thought you were hurt?
Inu-Yasha: Are you going to bare my pups?
Kagome: take me down.
Inu-Yasha: Not until you tell me.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, Take. Me. down.
Inu-Yasha: Pups.
Kagome was starting to worry about her friends and did not like how high she was. She thought about saying the "S" word but then looked down and saw the consequence if she did.
Kagome: Please Inu-Yasha; let's go find the others.
Inu-Yasha: If you said we're going to be together forever then you can answer this question are you going to BARE MY PUPS?
Kagome: YES INU-YASHA I'M GOING TO BARE YOUR PUPS IN THE FUTURE, CAN WE GO DOWN N-
Kagome stopped when she realized what she had screamed out. Inu-Yasha on the other hand, puffed up with pride and gallantly carried Kagome to safety.
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Outside staring at the burning castle were Miroku and Shippou waiting for their friends to come out proudly with the last of the Shikon shards.
Shippou: They made it right? There probably went out back... Muriko?
Muriko: I don't know, their chances are fifty-fifty they could be all right or...
Shippou's eyes started to teer up
Shippou: You mean ... dead? *whimper*
Miroku: Yeah... I MEAN NO! they're probably taking their time savoring their victory... and each other as well.
Shippou: You mean there doing it at a time like this?
Miroku: NO! ... Well, at least I don't think so... They shouldn't be.
Miroku and Shippou looked at each other then turned away.
Miroku: (I wonder if they are, could they be? Would they... Oooooh Kagome naked, Eeeeeeewww Inu-Yasha naked, Oooooh Kagome Naked! )
Shippou: (They wouldn't. I know Kagome and she wouldn't *Gasp* Maybe Inu-Yasha is hurt and unconscious and Kagome is-)
Miroku: (Nakeeeed, with no clothes and I just accidentally happen to walk upon the scene and-)
Shippou: (Rescue Kagome, I'll be her hero and Inu-Yasha will probably-)
Miroku: (Beat me, then he'll tell Sango and she'll beat me, then Kagome will-)
Shippou: (Tell Inu-Yasha about me rescuing her and he'll probably-)
Miroku: (Beat me again, and again, and again, then when he gets tired he'll-)
Shippou: (Carry me all the way to Kaede's house where everybody will be there to-)
Miroku: (Beat me, then they will probably-)
Shippou: (Make a big dinner for me and everybody will-)
Miroku: (Hate me-)
Shippou: (Forever! )
*Bam, Bam*
Before Shippou and Miroku could step out their trance they were on the ground with two large lumps on their heads.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! That was not necessary. And look! You hit Shippou to hard and now he's unconscious!
Inu-Yasha: I only patted them on the head. Besides they weren't doing anything. Just staring at the burning inferno that's coming this way!
Kagome looked towards the castle and the fire that was creepy closer to her and her friends.
Miroku: Kagome I'm so glad your not naked.
*BAM*
Kagome: INU-YASHA!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT! He deserved it!
Kagome: Yes he did, but now he's unconscious too.
Inu-Yasha: ... Shit!
Kagome: You are too weak to carry all of us. I'll get Shippou and you get Muriko. There is supposed to be a river down a few... Inu-Yasha what are you doing?
Inu-Yasha was picking up Miroku and Shippou and had a serious look on his face.
Inu-Yasha: Get on and let's go.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha I don't.
Inu-Yasha: THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE NOW GET ON.
Kagome was startled but said nothing and climbed onto Inu-Yasha's back. Inu-Yasha jumped in the air and started for Kead'as house.
Kagome: (Ooooh Inu-Yasha, you don't know how much I wanted to argue with you... but I'll wait till...)
Inu-Yasha: You don't have to.
Kagome: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: Bare my pups. You don't have to. Sorry, I asked that stupid question.
Kagome: It wasn't stupid. I think it would be nice.
Inu-Yasha: Um Kagome.
Kagome: Yeah?
Inu-Yasha: I've been living in your world for three years now and we have really gotten to know each other pretty well, right?
Kagome: (What are you getting at Inu-Yasha) Yeah!
Inu-Yasha: well, your mom assaulted me a few months back, and we started talking about... the future for you and me.
Kagome's heart started beating faster and faster and she knew Inu-Yasha could feel it.
Kagome: Maybe we should talk about that later, it feels kind of weird talking about personal stuff while flying with shippou and Miroku unconscious. And I'm not sure that they're really unconscious now-
Inu-Yasha started banging Shippou and Miroku's head together.
Kagome: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Inu-Yasha: I'm making sure they're unconscious so we can talk.
Kagome: Don't do that we can wait to talk.
Inu-Yasha: Um not really.
Kagome: What do you mean?
Inu-Yasha: Well I'm going with Sesshomaru to the U.S for two months and when I get back you'll be starting college.
Kagome: Oh my god, I totally forgot about that.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah and I've been putting this off for a long time and I'm not sure how to...
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! What are you trying to say?
Inu-Yasha: You said we're going to be together forever right?
Kagome: Yes, I did.
Inu-Yasha puffed his lungs up with air.
Inu-Yasha: So it's OK, if we get married?
Kagome froze, her heart-beating faster than it ever has. She clutched to Inu-Yasha but her eyes went huge and I'm not talking your regular huge eyes. I'm talking psycho huge eyes with and skin as pale as snow.
Kagome: YES! I mean yeah yes mmhm. (Oh crap is he going to ask me, did he ask me, was that a proposal, I don't know, why am I talking to myself, Why did I ask myself that, I'm going to vomit, yes that's what I'll do, vomit. Then everything will be fine.)
Inu-Yasha: Um Kagome.
Kagome: Mmhm.
Inu-Yasha: Will you... marry me?
Kagome: YES!
Shippou: Yay you go Inu-Yasha!
Kagome: HUWARF!
Shippou: AAAAHHHHHH GET IT OF ME GET IT OF!
Kagome: I feel sick.
Miroku: what's going on!
Shippou: AAAAHHHHHHH.
Inu-Yasha: STOP I'M LOOSING BALANCE!
Miroku: WHATS GOING ON!
Kagome: I'm so happy, Hub-Brwarf
Miroku: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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While all that was happening, two warriors are battling to the end
HUH!
Samurai Black: BLACK DEMON DEVOUER!
ReiRei: Prettyyyyy... Babyyyyyyy... SPACE BALLOON.
A couple miles of the coast of Tokyo on abandoned cruise ship, two powers clash together creating tidal waves that consumed the coast of Tokyo.
ReiRei: You shall never win this battle or any other Black samurai for justice is on my side.
Black Samurai: Heh! That's all! I have a giant sword that will separate you body from your head on my side and its more dependable than JUSTICE. BLACK CRIMSON!
Pretty ReiRei managed to dodge the attack but did not notice the samurai was using it as a diversion to go behind her.
Pretty ReiRei: uhg!
Black Samurai grabbed pretty ReiRei's neck
Black Samurai: Stupid, stupid little girl, you should have noticed that attack.
ReiRei: (I'm going to die! He's going to kill me!)
Black Samurai bent closer to whisper something in her ear
Black samurai: Guess what... I'm not going to kill you.
Pretty ReiRei: (WHA!)
Black Samurai put one arm around her stomach and the other around her neck.
Black samurai: Ya-know, I really do admire you Pretty Priestesses, long legs, and tight suits.
ReiRei: (Guys, COME HELP ME!)
Black Samurai: But not sexually, I mean after all I am a girl.
ReiRei: (WHAT) But you so flat, tall and really bulky, and your voice it so deep and low, and did I mention flat. But that does explain why you never go down when I kicked you down there.
Black Samurai: SHUT UP, you stupid girl let me tell you why I'm not going to kill you.
The Black Samurai squeezed ReiRei's neck harder
Black Samurai: Did you know that the seventh Pretty Priestess lives?
ReiRei: (Wha! The seventh priestess, the one that can end all of this) No! You lie. She was killed over 500 years ago and priestesses can never come back from the dead. It's impossible. The stars forbid it.
Black Samurai: Ah though your words are true, it is possible, never underestimate the heart and it's influences on the soul and mind of a priestess.
ReiRei: Why are you telling me this?
Before the Black Samurai could answer she was struck in the back by some force.
Voice: CRYSTAL SHOCK WAVE!
Black Samurai: Gyaaaaaaaa!
The black Samurai dropped ReiRei and jumped away.
ReiRei: Guys!
Above ReiRei were five other pretty Priestesses with synchronized underwear.
First girl: I am Pretty Jensen Priestess of the Dark universe. Goddess of death!
Seconded girl: I am Pretty Sakura of the green universe. Goddess spirit!
Third Girl: I am Pretty Suesen of the Angelic Universe. Goddess of light!
Fourth Girl: I am Pretty Shine of the Crystal Universe. Goddess of strength!
Fifth Girl: I am pretty Dejue of the Wise Universe. Goddess of Wisdom!
ReiRei jumped up with them
ReiRei: And I am Pretty ReiRei of the Solar Universe. Goddess of Truth!
All Girls: We are the Petty Priestesses.
Jensen: Where did he go?
Suesen: I don't know.
Sakura: I saw him running through a portal, but I didn't want to interrupt our Priestess Cheer!
Jensen: Why didn't you say anything we could have stopped him you IDIOT!
Sakura: Awww come on Jensen, at least ReiRei is safe!
Jensen: That is so it, DIE PREPPY GIRL!
Dejue: ReiRei, What happened?
ReiRei: ...The seventh priestess lives... And that demon guy is a GIRL.
Kagome: INU-YASHA!
Inu-Yasha: Ka... gome?
Kagome: Inu-Yasha... please get up.
Inu-Yasha: I'm sorry I-
Kagome: NO! Don't be it's not your fault, let's just get you out of here, O.K.!
Inu-Yasha: I love you... Kagome
Kagome: *Smile* I know, but this is no time to get romantic, this place is going to fall in any minute.
Inu-Yasha: ... The shards...
Kagome: WOULD YOU FORGET THE SHARDS FOR ONCE!
Inu-Yasha: Kagome?
Kagome: The shards don't mean anything as long as were together right? It's just you and me together, you promised we'd be together always and nothing would get in our way. So please Inu-Yasha, lets go.
Narrator: Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome picked her up and gave her his Happy smile ^_*
Inu-Yasha: So that means were always going to be together right.
Kagome: Well... yeah!
Inu-Yasha: Until we die?
Narrator: Kagome's eyes lit up and went calm.
Kagome: Yes.
Narrator: Inu-Yasha gave her a suspicious look.
Inu-Yasha: So you'll bare my pups?
Kagome's face turned blood red
Kagome: WHAAAA... Bu, uh, WERE INSIDE A CASTLE THATS ON FIRE! HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT NOW?
Inu-Yasha quickly got up picked up Kagome and Jumped out a near by castle window and hopped through a few tress and landed on a branch about five stories up.
Kagome: What are you doing? We have to see if the others are ok and I thought you were hurt?
Inu-Yasha: Are you going to bare my pups?
Kagome: take me down.
Inu-Yasha: Not until you tell me.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, Take. Me. down.
Inu-Yasha: Pups.
Kagome was starting to worry about her friends and did not like how high she was. She thought about saying the "S" word but then looked down and saw the consequence if she did.
Kagome: Please Inu-Yasha; let's go find the others.
Inu-Yasha: If you said we're going to be together forever then you can answer this question are you going to BARE MY PUPS?
Kagome: YES INU-YASHA I'M GOING TO BARE YOUR PUPS IN THE FUTURE, CAN WE GO DOWN N-
Kagome stopped when she realized what she had screamed out. Inu-Yasha on the other hand, puffed up with pride and gallantly carried Kagome to safety.
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Outside staring at the burning castle were Miroku and Shippou waiting for their friends to come out proudly with the last of the Shikon shards.
Shippou: They made it right? There probably went out back... Muriko?
Muriko: I don't know, their chances are fifty-fifty they could be all right or...
Shippou's eyes started to teer up
Shippou: You mean ... dead? *whimper*
Miroku: Yeah... I MEAN NO! they're probably taking their time savoring their victory... and each other as well.
Shippou: You mean there doing it at a time like this?
Miroku: NO! ... Well, at least I don't think so... They shouldn't be.
Miroku and Shippou looked at each other then turned away.
Miroku: (I wonder if they are, could they be? Would they... Oooooh Kagome naked, Eeeeeeewww Inu-Yasha naked, Oooooh Kagome Naked! )
Shippou: (They wouldn't. I know Kagome and she wouldn't *Gasp* Maybe Inu-Yasha is hurt and unconscious and Kagome is-)
Miroku: (Nakeeeed, with no clothes and I just accidentally happen to walk upon the scene and-)
Shippou: (Rescue Kagome, I'll be her hero and Inu-Yasha will probably-)
Miroku: (Beat me, then he'll tell Sango and she'll beat me, then Kagome will-)
Shippou: (Tell Inu-Yasha about me rescuing her and he'll probably-)
Miroku: (Beat me again, and again, and again, then when he gets tired he'll-)
Shippou: (Carry me all the way to Kaede's house where everybody will be there to-)
Miroku: (Beat me, then they will probably-)
Shippou: (Make a big dinner for me and everybody will-)
Miroku: (Hate me-)
Shippou: (Forever! )
*Bam, Bam*
Before Shippou and Miroku could step out their trance they were on the ground with two large lumps on their heads.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! That was not necessary. And look! You hit Shippou to hard and now he's unconscious!
Inu-Yasha: I only patted them on the head. Besides they weren't doing anything. Just staring at the burning inferno that's coming this way!
Kagome looked towards the castle and the fire that was creepy closer to her and her friends.
Miroku: Kagome I'm so glad your not naked.
*BAM*
Kagome: INU-YASHA!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT! He deserved it!
Kagome: Yes he did, but now he's unconscious too.
Inu-Yasha: ... Shit!
Kagome: You are too weak to carry all of us. I'll get Shippou and you get Muriko. There is supposed to be a river down a few... Inu-Yasha what are you doing?
Inu-Yasha was picking up Miroku and Shippou and had a serious look on his face.
Inu-Yasha: Get on and let's go.
Kagome: Inu-Yasha I don't.
Inu-Yasha: THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE NOW GET ON.
Kagome was startled but said nothing and climbed onto Inu-Yasha's back. Inu-Yasha jumped in the air and started for Kead'as house.
Kagome: (Ooooh Inu-Yasha, you don't know how much I wanted to argue with you... but I'll wait till...)
Inu-Yasha: You don't have to.
Kagome: Huh?
Inu-Yasha: Bare my pups. You don't have to. Sorry, I asked that stupid question.
Kagome: It wasn't stupid. I think it would be nice.
Inu-Yasha: Um Kagome.
Kagome: Yeah?
Inu-Yasha: I've been living in your world for three years now and we have really gotten to know each other pretty well, right?
Kagome: (What are you getting at Inu-Yasha) Yeah!
Inu-Yasha: well, your mom assaulted me a few months back, and we started talking about... the future for you and me.
Kagome's heart started beating faster and faster and she knew Inu-Yasha could feel it.
Kagome: Maybe we should talk about that later, it feels kind of weird talking about personal stuff while flying with shippou and Miroku unconscious. And I'm not sure that they're really unconscious now-
Inu-Yasha started banging Shippou and Miroku's head together.
Kagome: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Inu-Yasha: I'm making sure they're unconscious so we can talk.
Kagome: Don't do that we can wait to talk.
Inu-Yasha: Um not really.
Kagome: What do you mean?
Inu-Yasha: Well I'm going with Sesshomaru to the U.S for two months and when I get back you'll be starting college.
Kagome: Oh my god, I totally forgot about that.
Inu-Yasha: Yeah and I've been putting this off for a long time and I'm not sure how to...
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! What are you trying to say?
Inu-Yasha: You said we're going to be together forever right?
Kagome: Yes, I did.
Inu-Yasha puffed his lungs up with air.
Inu-Yasha: So it's OK, if we get married?
Kagome froze, her heart-beating faster than it ever has. She clutched to Inu-Yasha but her eyes went huge and I'm not talking your regular huge eyes. I'm talking psycho huge eyes with and skin as pale as snow.
Kagome: YES! I mean yeah yes mmhm. (Oh crap is he going to ask me, did he ask me, was that a proposal, I don't know, why am I talking to myself, Why did I ask myself that, I'm going to vomit, yes that's what I'll do, vomit. Then everything will be fine.)
Inu-Yasha: Um Kagome.
Kagome: Mmhm.
Inu-Yasha: Will you... marry me?
Kagome: YES!
Shippou: Yay you go Inu-Yasha!
Kagome: HUWARF!
Shippou: AAAAHHHHHH GET IT OF ME GET IT OF!
Kagome: I feel sick.
Miroku: what's going on!
Shippou: AAAAHHHHHHH.
Inu-Yasha: STOP I'M LOOSING BALANCE!
Miroku: WHATS GOING ON!
Kagome: I'm so happy, Hub-Brwarf
Miroku: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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While all that was happening, two warriors are battling to the end
HUH!
Samurai Black: BLACK DEMON DEVOUER!
ReiRei: Prettyyyyy... Babyyyyyyy... SPACE BALLOON.
A couple miles of the coast of Tokyo on abandoned cruise ship, two powers clash together creating tidal waves that consumed the coast of Tokyo.
ReiRei: You shall never win this battle or any other Black samurai for justice is on my side.
Black Samurai: Heh! That's all! I have a giant sword that will separate you body from your head on my side and its more dependable than JUSTICE. BLACK CRIMSON!
Pretty ReiRei managed to dodge the attack but did not notice the samurai was using it as a diversion to go behind her.
Pretty ReiRei: uhg!
Black Samurai grabbed pretty ReiRei's neck
Black Samurai: Stupid, stupid little girl, you should have noticed that attack.
ReiRei: (I'm going to die! He's going to kill me!)
Black Samurai bent closer to whisper something in her ear
Black samurai: Guess what... I'm not going to kill you.
Pretty ReiRei: (WHA!)
Black Samurai put one arm around her stomach and the other around her neck.
Black samurai: Ya-know, I really do admire you Pretty Priestesses, long legs, and tight suits.
ReiRei: (Guys, COME HELP ME!)
Black Samurai: But not sexually, I mean after all I am a girl.
ReiRei: (WHAT) But you so flat, tall and really bulky, and your voice it so deep and low, and did I mention flat. But that does explain why you never go down when I kicked you down there.
Black Samurai: SHUT UP, you stupid girl let me tell you why I'm not going to kill you.
The Black Samurai squeezed ReiRei's neck harder
Black Samurai: Did you know that the seventh Pretty Priestess lives?
ReiRei: (Wha! The seventh priestess, the one that can end all of this) No! You lie. She was killed over 500 years ago and priestesses can never come back from the dead. It's impossible. The stars forbid it.
Black Samurai: Ah though your words are true, it is possible, never underestimate the heart and it's influences on the soul and mind of a priestess.
ReiRei: Why are you telling me this?
Before the Black Samurai could answer she was struck in the back by some force.
Voice: CRYSTAL SHOCK WAVE!
Black Samurai: Gyaaaaaaaa!
The black Samurai dropped ReiRei and jumped away.
ReiRei: Guys!
Above ReiRei were five other pretty Priestesses with synchronized underwear.
First girl: I am Pretty Jensen Priestess of the Dark universe. Goddess of death!
Seconded girl: I am Pretty Sakura of the green universe. Goddess spirit!
Third Girl: I am Pretty Suesen of the Angelic Universe. Goddess of light!
Fourth Girl: I am Pretty Shine of the Crystal Universe. Goddess of strength!
Fifth Girl: I am pretty Dejue of the Wise Universe. Goddess of Wisdom!
ReiRei jumped up with them
ReiRei: And I am Pretty ReiRei of the Solar Universe. Goddess of Truth!
All Girls: We are the Petty Priestesses.
Jensen: Where did he go?
Suesen: I don't know.
Sakura: I saw him running through a portal, but I didn't want to interrupt our Priestess Cheer!
Jensen: Why didn't you say anything we could have stopped him you IDIOT!
Sakura: Awww come on Jensen, at least ReiRei is safe!
Jensen: That is so it, DIE PREPPY GIRL!
Dejue: ReiRei, What happened?
ReiRei: ...The seventh priestess lives... And that demon guy is a GIRL.