DarkAngel) Hi I'm back,
Now for the fic..
I do not own Final Fantasy 9
FANTASY NEWS
(Host is Zidane)
(Zidane) Hi welcome to the "I'm a loser show!"Sorry but it's just the news.Today's "best diet" will be announced by Selphie Tilmitt! (Selphie) Boogers taste like chicken! They make you lose fat! Eat boogers! Yaaaaay!!!(Zidane)....Let's move on. New pop sensation "laguna" has just released a new hit album! Here's a sample of his single! (Laguna) It's tearin up my fart when I'm with you! And when we are apart, I smell it too! And no matter what Ido I-(Zidane) Uhh, that's enough.! On a more tragic note,Barret's daughter Marlene has gone bald. (Marlene)NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HAIR!!!!! (Zidane) Now here's a shocker!We've discovered that Brittney Spears is really Winnie the Pooh in disquise! Woo- hoo! And now from our sponsar!
(Irvine) Come to Irvine's gun shop! Call at 911-I-NEED-A-GUN!
(Zidane) And now we'er back! I have a confession to make ..I wear a THONG! Woo Hoo! (Jumps up and down ondesk) (Garnet) (Walks into room) Zidane,What are you doing?!? (Zidane)I'm running around in a thong! Ain't I sexy?!?!!!!! (Garnet)...(leaves) (Zidane) (singing) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin with the girl next door! picture this, we were both BUTT-NAKED,BANGIN' on the newsroom floor! (Garnet) (dashes in and looks under desk and all around the room)...(leaves) (Zidane) SEXY MAN! YEAH!!!! (jumps back into clothes) Stay tuned for the next news update at 11! This is Zidane at channel 19 signing off!
(DarkAngel) Hope you enjoyed it tune in for the next episode!Pleassse!
Now for the fic..
I do not own Final Fantasy 9
FANTASY NEWS
(Host is Zidane)
(Zidane) Hi welcome to the "I'm a loser show!"Sorry but it's just the news.Today's "best diet" will be announced by Selphie Tilmitt! (Selphie) Boogers taste like chicken! They make you lose fat! Eat boogers! Yaaaaay!!!(Zidane)....Let's move on. New pop sensation "laguna" has just released a new hit album! Here's a sample of his single! (Laguna) It's tearin up my fart when I'm with you! And when we are apart, I smell it too! And no matter what Ido I-(Zidane) Uhh, that's enough.! On a more tragic note,Barret's daughter Marlene has gone bald. (Marlene)NOOOOOOOOOOO MY HAIR!!!!! (Zidane) Now here's a shocker!We've discovered that Brittney Spears is really Winnie the Pooh in disquise! Woo- hoo! And now from our sponsar!
(Irvine) Come to Irvine's gun shop! Call at 911-I-NEED-A-GUN!
(Zidane) And now we'er back! I have a confession to make ..I wear a THONG! Woo Hoo! (Jumps up and down ondesk) (Garnet) (Walks into room) Zidane,What are you doing?!? (Zidane)I'm running around in a thong! Ain't I sexy?!?!!!!! (Garnet)...(leaves) (Zidane) (singing) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin with the girl next door! picture this, we were both BUTT-NAKED,BANGIN' on the newsroom floor! (Garnet) (dashes in and looks under desk and all around the room)...(leaves) (Zidane) SEXY MAN! YEAH!!!! (jumps back into clothes) Stay tuned for the next news update at 11! This is Zidane at channel 19 signing off!
(DarkAngel) Hope you enjoyed it tune in for the next episode!Pleassse!