The following is a collection of humorous mini one-shots written by my sister, (.net/u/1457319/BlueWings92) and I. Our take on what life would be like if Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz had survived, were living at 7th heaven, and making things very interesting for everyone.
Characters are OOC but they were purposely written that way because of the humor.
We don't own Final Fantasy VII but it we did Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz would still be alive.
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"Parents are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." ~ Author Unknown
Chapter 1:
The sound of feet came thundering up the stairs and Cloud's bedroom door was thrown open.
"Cloud, come quick!" Kadaj yelled. "Marlene set the kitchen on fire!"
A grumpy looking, messy blond head popped out from under the blankets and glared at him.
"Trying to get me out of bed, huh?" Cloud growled.
Kadaj tried his best to look earnest.
"Think back a few months, Kadaj," Said Cloud. "That was you."
Not to be foiled so easily Kadaj tried again.
"Tifa wants you to take the kids to school."
Cloud glared daggers.
"It's four in the morning and the kids don't go to school on Sunday."
Kadaj could help one last attempt at rousing his big brother.
"I think Yazoo is raiding the liquor cabinet," He reported gleefully.
Cloud pulled a pillow over his head.
"Think back again, Kadaj. That was you," Came the muffled answer.
Kadaj turned and stomped out, slamming the door.
"Dammit!"