"Mnnf…T-tug…someone's…uh…coming…" whispered Misto in a heated tone.

"But it bluntly then Misto" responded the Tugger, his tone even more fervent

That tom really was disgusting sometimes.

"No…I didn't m-mean…oh yes…mmm…dont stop,that feels so good...yeah...NO...Tugger seriously….I think…someone's outside." Misto pressed in his impassioned voice.

"Yeah…well…they won't come in will they…"

With that, Jemima, Etcetera and Electra waltzed thought the door. Misto screamed queenishly, pushing the aroused tom away from him. The kittens all tilted the heads in a synchronised fashion, curiosity glimmering in their eyes.

"What were you doing?" asked Jemima.

"We were…erm…well…how do I explain this... We…" began Misto.

"We were wrestling, 'cause y' know, Misto just loves to be dominated." interjected Tugger.

"Then why do you look so…ruffled?"

Tugger combed his claws though his tousled headfur as Misto try to short out his dishevelled…everything.

"Because wrestling is a very ruffle worthy thing, it's like…mating" said Tugger, stifling his laughter, Misto's horrified expression not helping the cause.

Misto elbowed Tugger warningly

"Well if you were just wrestling, why did Misto Scream?"

"I'm very violent, I think I hurt him, are you okay Misto?"

Misto was panting furiously.

"Yeah, Tugger just really hurt my thigh, no, no not my thigh, Tugger hasn't been anywhere near my thighs… nocausethatstoclosetomytompartsand…my arse!"

Tugger rolled his eyes at his friend's stupidity as Misto cringed, blushing a livid scarlet.

"I meant my…head; I get those parts confused a lot"

"So why were you wrestling anyway?"

"They weren't wrestling" called the voice of Bombalurina as she entered the room.

"What were they doing then?" queried Etcetera.

"Mating."

"But there both toms?" The kittens turned back to Tugger. "Tugger, why were you mating with Misto?"

"Because I wanted to, just because we are both toms, it doesn't really matter, like two queens can mate as well" answered Tugger.

"So I could mate with Electra" said Jemima.

"Yes…No! No don't do that?"

"Why?"

"Because it's wrong"

"But you and Misto?"

"Me and Misto are older…"

"So when I'm older I can mate with queens…but for now I can only mate with Toms?"

"Yes"

"So I can go mate with Tumble?" squealed Electra.

"Yes… I mean NO! Don't go mate with Tumble, he's too young…."

"So can I mate with you Tuggy…your older than Tumble" asked Etcetera who was looking like she was about ready to throws her self on Tugger there and then.

"No…you are too young to mate, listen…Mating is wrong don't EVER do it okay?"

The kittens nodded.

"Okay right off you go then" the kittens and Bombalurina left.

"So mating is wrong then Tug…never thought I'd here you say that"

Tugger pulled the smaller tom closer to him.

"Yeah, well I've never been perfect."


Hahahaha! I'm such a pervert

Sorry about Tugger's smuttiness at the beginning

Don't ask

If you have read this

That you for putting up with my random outburst of perversion, if you didn't like it…sorry.

Oh and when tugger says '"Me and Misto are older…"' i know thats bad grammar , but i dont think Tugger is one to be a grammar snob...