Shippo is Awesome
By SkyeRID3R
Shippo burst through the big double doors, red hair blowing in the breeze, blue eyes flashing, muscles rippling with power.
"Your time is up, Naraku!" he shouted. "Prepare to be defeated!" He struck the most amazing pose anyone could ever think of.
"Aagh!" Naraku screamed. "He's too great for me! I am vanquished!"
"What?!?!" Inuyasha shouted, running in after Shippo along with the rest of the gang. "How did this happen?!?"
"I'll tell you," Shippo said in his sexy voice. "One day, as I was wandering, I got lost in an enchanted forest, where time passes differently. Even though it seems like I was only gone for three days to you, to me, I was gone eight years. While I lived in the forest, I overcame many trials and was blessed by a spirit of awesomeness, which turned my green eyes blue. In those years, I trained hard every day to become great enough to beat Naraku, and it looks like my hard work paid off."
"Yes! You have beaten me," Naraku agreed. "There is no way I could ever stand up to your brilliance."
"But I was supposed to beat him," Inuyasha complained.
"But Shippo is way more awesome than you could ever hope to be," Kagome said.
"But you're supposed to like me!" Inuyasha said.
"Well, I don't. I like Shippo."
"Me too," Sango sighed.
"What?!? After I go through all that trouble to make you jealous, you just decide to like him instead?!?" Miroku yelled.
"Pretty much," Sango replied as she gazed at Shippo.
"I totally agree with you girls," Kagura said.
"Huh?" Naraku said. "How could you like him if you're my incarnation?"
"Maybe you like him, too. He is really great, after all."
"I'm not gay!"
"Really? Then why were you stalking Inuyasha?" Kagura asked.
"You were stalking me?!?" Inuyasha shouted.
"No! I was… erm… watching you so I could… kill you," Naraku answered lamely.
"Stalker," Miroku said accusingly.
"What do you girls think about this?" Inuyasha asked.
He got no reply. All the girls were staring at Shippo and his muscles.
"This is so not cool," Inuyasha said.
"You're right. We've got to do something about this," Miroku agreed.
"I know! I'll have a pose-off with Shippo!" Naraku exclaimed.
"If you think you can beat him…" Inuyasha said uncertainly.
"I'm not an evil genius for nothing."
"I accept your challenge! Let's do it!" Shippo said, fire in his beautiful blue eyes. "You may go first."
"Alright."
Great music started playing in the background as a shirtless Naraku strutted down a runway that had appeared out of nowhere. Reaching the runway's end, he posed dramatically and everyone applauded.
"Beat that," he challenged Shippo.
"With pleasure."
A new song of even more greatness began, and, standing at the far end of the runway, Shippo ripped his shirt off, exposing a beautifully toned, sexy body. As Shippo started down the runway, a mystical light shone on him from above, illuminating his unbeatable hotness. As he reached the end of the runway, he posed more amazingly than anyone has ever posed in the history of the universe. All the girls that were watching in the crowd (which had somehow grown to thousands of people) swooned as all the guys stared, dumbfounded.
"You win! I give up! Aagh!" Naraku screamed as he dissolved into dust.
There was complete silence for a moment, then everyone yelled, "You are awesome Shippo! We love you!"
"I know I'm awesome." Then Shippo walked off gorgeously into the sunset.
He still lives on in legend, as the most beautifully amazing person to ever walk the earth. Someday he may return, to grace us mere mortals once again with his magnificent presence. But until then, we shall only dream of him and his greatness, and pray for that epic day. And we will always remember him, Shippo the Awesome.
The End