Title: What Do You Get When You Take The Analyst Out Of Psychoanalyst?
Author: Spontaneouschocolaterabbits
A/N: Just a happy little drabble, because obviously there can never be enough Harley Quinn craziness. 100 words. My house is built out of reviews but flames just burn it down. Enjoy. (As always, sorry for any Britishisms)
Her heels click and her hips swing as she walks down through Arkham.
She ignores the leering promises that follow her.
She opens her new patient's door, and suddenly she's falling.
Into beautiful, beautiful eyes.
And she knows she's found her soulmate.
Each time she's more reluctant to leave.
She feels her walls breaking and her defences falling down.
(she will save him)
Eventually, something just snaps.
The next time she goes to Arkham her heels don't click.
The next time she goes to Arkham her hips don't swing.
The next time she goes to Arkham she's being dragged.
Laughing.