Yes! First story!!!! Hopefully you'll love it!!! I'll try my best to keep it as funny and exciting as possible!!!! So without further ado….ENJOY!!!!!!

Chapter 1: Where am I?

It started off as a beautiful day as I walked home from school. I was on my way home when I heard a strange noise no to far off. Being who I was, I went to investigate. I was getting closer to the strange sound, as it got louder and louder, kinda like how you read a book and the next thing you knew, your annoying little brother comes and keeps making the same noise over and over again, waiting for you to crack and throw something at him so you can get blamed and then you have to do dirty laundry as punishment, and he laughs at you while you're doing it, so can throw something else at him and get also blamed for that too……..oh wait……sorry getting off course….(laughs nervously). But anyways, I rounded a corner ready to slap whoever was making the sound, (jk!) when a bright light comes out of nowhere and blinds me!

When I recovered, I found myself in a forest, a very big forest!

"Hello?" I call, "Anyone around?" Apparently no one was around hearing me shout and I wasn't stupid enough to stay around so some guy in a hockey mask and a long knife to come and slice the crap out me, I went looking around. I wasn't walking around long, when I heard screaming in the distance. Now I'm no rocket scientist or anything, but I knew that someone was coming. So I hid behind some bushes, praying silently that whoever or whatever was coming, it wouldn't find me. I soon heard footsteps getting closer and closer, when they stopped, and it wasn't too far away from the bush I was hiding behind.

"Awww come on Deidara-senpai! You never let me do anything!" one voice said.

"That's because you ruin everything you touch! I can't let you ruin this mission Tobi!" Then next thing I heard was like a thud, like someone hitting someone on the head and them some more footsteps fading away from the spot. 'Thank God!' I silently prayed in my mind. Then something popped into my head: 'Tobi, Deidara-senpai, pie…ooooo pie…..wait don't get distracted! Those names….where have I heard them before? .......Wait that's right there from Naruto!'

"Huh? What was that?" A voice called out.

"Oh crap!" I said silently, "I really have to stop talking out loud!"

I tried thinking on how I could squeeze my way out of this one, when I was face to face with a orange mask.

"Who are you?" he asked, looking directly at me through that one little hole. Knowing how stupid Tobi could be, I thought of something real quick.

"T—The Akatsuki sent me!" I blurted out.

"The Akatsuki sent you?"

"Yeah, that's right!"

"For what reasons?" he asked.

'Stop asking me so many darn questions!' I thought in my mind. I mean, come on! Wouldn't you get annoyed just because someone kept asking you questions every 5 seconds! "Because they wanted….they wanted…." 'Oh no! I can't think of anything to say!' I panicked in my head. Meanwhile, while I was in my thoughts, Tobi had jumped over the bushes, and now he was right in front of me. Oh yeah, did I mention that he stole my book bag. I immediately was snapped out of my thoughts when I had heard a crash from behind me. I quickly got up and snatched my bag away from him.

"You can't just go into someone's stuff without permission first!" I yelled. I must have scared him, because he began to coward when I started yelling. Then I remembered that he was paired with Deidara, so I could imagine Tobi getting hit a few times. I relaxed and laid my hand on his shoulder.

"Hey, look I'm sorry. I'm just scared because I don't even know how I got here in the first place and I really just want to go home." I stated. I guess my words got to him because he immediately went back to his goofy self, which scared the crap out of me.

"I understand. I get hit and yelled at all the time, so it was just a reflex."

"Oh."

"Oh by the way, your name is Calimah, right? I had seen it on one of your papers and I was just wondering if that was your name." I still was kinda pissed off about him going through my stuff but I tried not to show it…much.

"Yeah, that's my name. But my friends call me Kaya."

"Oh well that's a pretty name…..HEY! I can help you get back to your home!"

"Say what!!!!" I said, shocked at his sudden remark.

"I can get help you, and probably the whole Akatsuki too!" I couldn't believe what I just heard. Could it be true? Could he really help me get back to my home? Then it thought about the last part. There was no way he could get Deidara, let alone the whole Akatsuki to help me, someone they didn't even know, back to her home. I looked directly at Tobi, and I thought I might have seen a flicker of hope (or stupidity) in his mask. Knowing I couldn't say no to an once in a lifetime opportunity like this, I sighed with my answer:

"Alright."

Hopefully you love my first chap! Please review because this is my first story and I don't want to disappoint you already!!!!! So PLEASE review and keep reading to find out what happens next!

GOODBYE!!!!!!!