"Mornin' puddin. I made ya some pancakes and some of Harley's homemade strawberry sauce, mm yum!". Harley looked up at the Joker, sat in a white vest and purple spotty boxer shorts, he was sat reading the newspaper and didn't even look up at Harley to thank her.
"M-mister J? P-puddin? I know it's not ya favourite but I worked extra hard on the sauce ya'know. Puddin are ya listening?". Just then the joker looked up at her and slammed his newspaper to the table.
"Listening? Am I listening? Oh I see, you're the boss eh? I have to listen to you?". He threw his hand out and knocked the pancaked and sauce to the floor. The pieces of plate went everywhere and Harley immediately dropped to the floor to pick them up.
"See Harley, some stupid girl last night almost got us caught by Batman and Commissioner G, and what was the reason again?". He grabbed her hair and pulled her head up so that they were eye to eye.
"Is everybody paying attention? I think the reason was 'Just one more puddin! One more store wont hurt!'. I had to wait for your stupid ass to get out of that shop to make a getaway but you simply had to take your time trying on all those pretty diamonds! Next thing we know Batsy has caught up with us you stupid girl!". Harley knew what was coming next. SMACK! Across her face she felt it, she always knew when it was coming and it sent her flying across the room.
"And thanks to you I'm all over the front covers. I mean not that I aren't devilishly handsome but now everyone is going to be looking for me!"
"Well maybe ya could wear a mask or a wig puddin?"
"Don't be so stupid, I'll just hide out here for a week, looks like we are gonna be spending more time together Harley-girl. Hahahahahaahahahahahaha!"
"G-great puddin, can't wait"
"Oh and Harley?" He looked over at her with a grin on his face, as wide as ever.
"IF YOU EVER ALMOST GET ME CAUGHT AGAIN SO I HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH YOU FOR A WHOLE WEEK I'LL CHOP YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO THE HIENAS!"
"Gotcha M-mister J..."
Harley's POV
Boy this sure has been a rough week. I've never seen Mister J so worked up. He sure looks excited to be heading out again, maybe I should ask him where he's going?
"So where ya off to puddin?" He smiled at me, boy I bet he is just excited to get away from me eh?
"Well Harley-dear anywhere that isn't here with you will do! Hahahahahaha! Oh... Don't look so sad baby-doll, you know I love you, it's just been a long week and there is such a thing as too much time spent together and I think we reached it." I don't know how he says this stuff to me without thinking it'll upset me. It always does, I always feel the need to make the pain go away.
"Sure puddin, i get ya. I guess I'll see ya when ya get back." He threw his dirty handkerchief at me and walked out the door.
"Don't wait up!"
"I never do..."