Hey peoples! My friend and I made this 'cause I thought it would be fun. This is only the first chapter but the next might take a while... anyway, hope you like it. Constructive critisiem(sp) would be helpful. Flames are welcome, but only if it's for a good reason.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki
AkumeKat has signed on
DeathNote has signed on
Jashin has signed on
Mangekyou has signed on
BlondBird has signed on
Danna has signed on
BlondBird: Oi, Danna, un
Danna: what
AkumeKat: …
BlondBird: shit. How did we managed to get in this chatroom, un
Jashin: you guys have only 5 #$in' seconds to tell what the hell is going on here
DeathNote: eh. what the...
AkumeKat: hehe. You CAN cuss on this.
Danna has signed off
BlondBird: wait
AkumeKat: ...
BlondBird has signed off
Jashin: oh #$!
Jashin has signed off
Mangekyou: ...
AkumeKat: Why's everyone signing off?
Mangekyou: ...
DeathNote: no idea
AkumeKat: ...
DeathNote: they probably think each other as retards. xD
Mangekyou: ...
Goldrush has signed on
AkumeKat: ...
Goldrush: where is that bastard?
AkumeKat: ...?
Mangekyou: by "bastard," I take it that you mean Hidan?
DeathNote: uh. he went
AkumeKat: ...
Goldrush: Itachi, get that son of an ass in the living room
AkumeKat: hehe. entertained
Mangekyou: he's already in the living room
Goldrush: good. I have to settle things with that holy bastard
Goldrush has signed off
DeathNote: that was weird
AkumeKat: private message to DeathNote Why is Hidan in the 'living' room?
DeathNote: private message to AkumeKat uh... probably because he's looking for his bible XD
AkumeKat: private message to DeathNote hehe
Mangakyou: ...
DeathNote: private message to AkumeKat he's going to get his umpteenth scar this week...
Mangekyou: ...the room is shaking because of Kakuzu and Hidan...
DeathNote: what are they doing?
Mangekyou has signed off
BlondBird has signed on
BlondBird: I'm going to murder them, un!
BlondBird has signed off
AkumeKat: onely...
Danna has signed on
AkumeKat: God damn typos!!!
BlackandWhite has signed on
AkumeKat: I curse you typos to hell!
BlackandWhite: what happened //they're getting on my nerves...//
AkumeKat: I can believe that.
Danna: Hidan probably stole his money and hid it somewhere
BlackandWhite: Che.
BlackandWhite has signed off
DeathNote: that's typical Hidan behavior
Danna has signed off
DeathNote: Eh. they're fleety. xD
BlondBird has signed on
BlondBird: ok. that's it. I'm going to burn their sorry asses.
BlondBird has signed off
AkumeKat: Go for it!
DeathNote: sweatdrop
DeathNote: It's a Death Battle
AkumeKat: Darn it all. I posted too late.
DeathNote: they're just too fast
AkumeKat: that's a good thing. The battle I mean
DeathNote: figured you'd say that
AkumeKat: eh...
SnowyOwl has signed on
AkumeKat: damn it all
AkumeKat: What?
GreedPower has signed on
DeathNote: yo
SnowyOwl: I'm bored
GreedPower: if they refuse to stop the idiotic match right now, I will personally see to them
GreedPower has signed off
AkumeKat: Then go practice like you're supposed to
SnowyOwl: Meany butt
DeathNote: Aah, even the Leader is annoyed
SnowyOwl has signed off
BlackandWhite has signed on
Danna has signed on
BlondBird has signed on
Mangekyou has signed on
AkumeKat: hehe. The brat has left the building!
BlondBird: those two bastards
DeathNote: -.- you're her sister
AkumeKat?
AkumeKat: I didn't ask to be her sister!
Mangekyou: Leader is seeing to them
DeathNote: -.- ah well.
AkumeKat: that must be fun sarcasm
BlackandWhite//that's good//
BlondBird: it was fun alright
AkumeKat: Aww. Wish I could have seen it.
Danna: it was fun seeing Hidan's face being punched
BlondBird: that was supposed to be sarcasm...
BlackandWhite: as long as they stop, it's fine with me
AkumeKat: So?
AkumeKat: but that's no fun at all
Mangekyou: ...
BlondBird: they almost shattered my clay bird, un!
AkumeKat: and your point would be...?
Danna: that's because you left it on the desktop to show it off to Tobi
AkumeKat: Where IS Tobi?
BlackandWhite//wonder why Tobi isn't here yet//
BlondBird: twitch
Danna: he was on a mission earlier...
AkumeKat: and I'm usually the twitching one
Mangekyou: he was sent to hunt down the clay bird that Deidara made to test his "skills"
BlondBird has signed off
Danna: ...guilty
AkumeKat: I think we made him mad. X)
Mangekyou: it's the truth
AkumeKat: What are they doing now?
BlackandWhite: he'll return sooner or later
DeathNote: probably facing the consequence from Leader
AkumeKat: Has anyone been killed?
DeathNote: -.-
Danna: no. Hidan and Kakuzu are both, in a sense, immortal
AkumeKat: Damn it all
BlackandWhite: it's not easy just killing them out of the blue
AkumeKat: What about out of the grey?
Mangekyou: it's the same
AkumeKat: No, it's not.
BlackandWhite: I'll going to check what's happening
BlackandWhite has signed off
AkumeKat: Why are you people sio quiet?
AkumeKat: ...
DeathNote: well, because they're awaiting for the result
AkumeKat: the typos! ARG! I shall kill them!
Danna has signed off
AkumeKat: ...
Mangekyou: it seems as if Kakuzu managed to damage Hidan's ribs
Mangekyou: although it'll heal later on
AkumeKat: ... is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Mangekyou: ...it's entertaining
AkumeKat: I once again wish I was there
Mangekyou: ...it seems like Leader wants something.
DeathNote: like what?
Mangekyou has signed off
DeathNote: psh. Secrets, secrets
AkumeKat: ...lonely I'm so lonely
DeathNote: I wish I'm in the Hideout
DeathNote: it'd be interesting
AkumeKat: sniff I do too
Goldrush has signed on
Jashin has signed on
AkumeKat: ...
Jashin: shit
Jashin has signed off
AkumeKat: Okay then...
Goldrush: bastard
Goldrush has signed off
:D has signed on
DeathNote: ...
DeathNote: who's that?
AkumeKat: ...
:D has signed off
AkumeKat: dunno
BlondBird has signed on
BlondBird: where the hell did he go?
Danna has signed on
BlondBird: Oi, Danna, un!
AkumeKat: Hi Deidara. Hi Sasori.
Danna: hm?
AkumeKat: Hi
AkumeKat: hehe
BlondBird: hey. Where did he go?
AkumeKat: who?
BlondBird: -.-
AkumeKat: the smiley?
Danna: he went to get the bird
AkumeKat: Tobi?
DeathNote: ohh...
BlondBird: yea, that idiot
Danna: I'll go see
Danna has signed off
AkumeKat: wow, you're nice obvious sarcasm
BlondBird: that's not a term in my dictionary
BlondBird: that's Tobi's, un
AkumeKat: I can believe that
DeathNote: Yea, and the fact that Tobi will smack you to death when you call him a Bad Boy or ask him on why he joined Akatsuki
AkumeKat: Tobi is a good boy!
BlondBird: I don't bother, un
BlondBird has signed off
AkumeKat: X)
AkumeKat: hehe
BlackandWhite has signed on
DeathNote: -.-
AkumeKat: Hi
DeathNote: oh hey, Zetsu
BlackandWhite: where is Tobi?
AkumeKat: how many times have I said hi?
BlackandWhite: there is a meeting taking place
AkumeKat: dunno
DeathNote: no idea
DeathNote: to both questions
BlackandWhite has signed off
AkumeKat: no one wants to talk to us...
:D has signed on
:D: Hey, everyone! -
AkumeKat: Hi! X3
DeathNote: hey
:D: I feel very accomplished today!
AkumeKat: everyone is looking for you
DeathNote: what happened?
:D: hm? They are?
:D: I was on an adventure!
AkumeKat: Yeah but Deidara seems mad
:D: really? Why?
:D: Tobi must have done something wrong!
DeathNote: I don't get it, either
AkumeKat: ...I suggest you stay away from him
:D: Tobi will go face the consequences!
:D has signed off
AkumeKat: and you'll lose your life while doing it.
AkumeKat: -.-
DeathNote: ...you're only warning him because it's entertaining
DeathNote: right?
AkumeKat: eh, he's cute
AkumeKat: wouldn't want him to die, now ould we?
AkumeKat: ...
DeathNote: would YOU, you mean -.-
AkumeKat: typos...
DeathNote: there's a ton of typos
AkumeKat: omg! I used the royal 'we' I feel like such a hypocrite. T-T
DeathNote: ...-.-
GreedPower has signed on
AkumeKat: in corner of doomethness
DeathNote: ...uh-oh...
AkumeKat?
GreedPower: where is Kisame?
DeathNote: no idea
AkumeKat: dunno
GreedPower: he's missing the meeting
GreedPower: and then Tobi came in late
AkumeKat: at least he came
DeathNote: yea
GreedPower: they'll face the penalty whether they came or not if they are late
GreedPower has signed off
DeathNote: he's strict
AkumeKat: I feel sorry for Tobi and I'm not even the pitying type
DeathNote: I think I'm having second thoughts about going to the Hideout
DeathNote: yup...
AkumeKat: I'm not
DeathNote: -.-
AkumeKat: I still want to go!
DeathNote: baka. we'll get ourselves killed
DeathNote: it was hard enough to find their usernames
AkumeKat: so?
AkumeKat: I shall survive!
DeathNote: in the end, I managed to get their contacts through a deal made by the Leader
DeathNote: -.-
DeathNote: you'll die
AkumeKat: I'm starting to think that everything reminds me of a song
AkumeKat: ...so?
DeathNote: my song?
DeathNote: iot's dangerous, baka
AkumeKat: No.
DeathNote: typos...
AkumeKat: I know that
AkumeKat: I still want to go
DeathNote: eh. what about my song then?
AkumeKat: typos shall die a slow and painful death!
DeathNote: I shall agree.
DeathNote: xD
Spiketail has signed on
AkumeKat: ...?
DeathNote: hey
Spiketail: did I miss anything?
DeathNote: not really
AkumeKat: as far as I can tell, no
Spiketail: I can hear Leader barking at Tobi
AkumeKat: except the leader is annoyed
AkumeKat: yep
DeathNote: yup
DeathNote: you should be careful
Spiketail: should I go?
AkumeKat: can you survive the punishment?
DeathNote: hmm...
AkumeKat: answer that and you have your answer
DeathNote: -.-'
Spiketail has signed off
DeathNote: your fault
AkumeKat: hums innocently
DeathNote: gee, he's going to be dead
AkumeKat: ...
DeathNote: just charging on ahead without thinking like that
AkumeKat: hehe
DeathNote: sweatdrops
BlackandWhite has signed on
AkumeKat: how'd the meeting go?
BlackandWhite: Leader made the members late stay
AkumeKat: okay...
BlackandWhite: the meeting was nothing special. Just warnings and such
DeathNote: eh. I feel bad for Kisame...and Tobi
AkumeKat: must've been fun
AkumeKat: eh...
DeathNote: msut have been. -.-
AkumeKat: ...
AkumeKat: I hate typos. Hate them immensely
BlackandWhite//check the plants//
BlackandWhite: oh
BlackandWhite has signed off
AkumeKat: why does everyone leave?
DeathNote: no idea. Maybe each their own reasons?
AkumeKat: eh... maybe they don't like us
DeathNote: eh. We ARE the ones who suddenly added them...
Danna has signed on
AkumeKat: X)
BlondBird has signed on
BlondBird: Oi! Danna, un!
BlondBird: stupid typos
AkumeKat: I agree with him
BlondBird: typos are...going down
Danna: ...
AkumeKat: Let's blow 'em up!
DeathNote: you serious
DeathNote: it'll kill the monitor
AkumeKat: Are you sure?
BlondBird: yea. I'm geyting sock
BlondBird: ...
BlondBird: -.-
AkumeKat: ...
AkumeKat: twitch
DeathNote: LOL
Danna: what the hell was that?
BlondBird: typos
BlondBird: -.-;
AkumeKat: ...
Goldrush has signed on
Jashin has signed on
AkumeKat: X3
Jashin: shit. Tobi and Kisame won't be back alive
AkumeKat: I still sya we should blow them up.
AkumeKat: ...
Goldrush: the meeting ensures money. I'm sure of it
AkumeKat: twitch twitch
Jashin: che. And I'm sure that ur the only one that actually listened to the meeting
AkumeKat: I second that
BlondBird: yea. I barely registered what he sid
AkumeKat: ...
BlondBird: okay. That's it
AkumeKat: Can we blow them up now?
Danna: Leader only implied that it would guarantee a few grands
Danna: but he said, "if"
BlondBird: you actually listen to that stuff, Danna, un?
AkumeKat: is trying to find explosive device
BlondBird: I'll give one mroe chance
AkumeKat: ...
BlondBird: okay, never mind
BlondBird: it's time to get cracking
DeathNote: -.-; you're causing trouble everywhere, Akume
Goldrush: what's this about typos?
AkumeKat: Oh yeah, mom took the explosives away. Damn it all.
Jashin: if they use internet terms, m8b there won't be any typos
BlondBird: I have it here
AkumeKat: Yay!
BlondBird: okay. On the count of 3
AkumeKat: Internet terms are confusing
AkumeKat: 1
DeathNote: I'm not taking charges
BlondBird: 2
AkumeKat: 3
Danna: ...
AkumeKat: ...
BlondBird: pulls out little bird that explodes into something resembling a tiny firework
AkumeKat: ...
Danna: you call that explosives? -.-
Jashin: omfg! LOL
AkumeKat: I don't...
BlondBird: what's so funny -.-
DeathNote: that's really expressive, Deidara
AkumeKat: arg. I'm gonna go find where mom hid the explosives.
Danna: XP
BlondBird: -.- okay
DeathNote: I thought she threw it out
Goldrush: you're only wasting time and money on that stuff
Jashin: that's only you
Goldrush: what'd you say?
AkumeKat: looking through boxes fireworks, fireworks, fireworks, more fireworks
Jashin: im sayin that ur the only one who cares about money
Jashin: LOL
AkumeKat: stops for a moment I agree.
Goldrush: and I'll be the only one to live a rich life
AkumeKat: back to boxes big fireworks, big fireworks, more big fireworks...
Danna: I don't see why you would care about that every time you faces an event
BlondBird: yea
AkumeKat: Now where are those explosives?
BlondBird: get a BIG one, 'kay?
AkumeKat: ...
Goldrush: I do because it's essential to live a fulfilled life
AkumeKat: That's what you think. gets another box to look through
DeathNote: eh. I'd care about money only when someone threatens to steal it
Jashin: that's the only time
Goldrush: money is important
Danna: why are we arguing about this?
AkumeKat: Since when do we have so many fireworks...?
BlondBird: just get a big one -.-
AkumeKat: ... I just realized something.
Jashin: what
Goldrush: ...
DeathNote: hm?
AkumeKat: My step sis is a pyro. -.-
BlondBird: -.-...
Jashin has signed off
AkumeKat: I could have gotten something from her to begin with.
Goldrush: what the
BlondBird: then go get it
AkumeKat: leaves
Goldrush has signed off
AkumeKat may not respond for he/she is on Be Right Back mode
DeathNote: you serious...
BlondBird: it's worth it
DeathNote: psh. only you would think that
BlondBird: you and Hidan has the same mind
DeathNote: that's an insult
BlondBird: is she back yet
DeathNote: dunno
AkumeKat is online
AkumeKat: ...
DeathNote: yea?
AkumeKat: She wouldn't give me any.
BlondBird: argh. Just take one out of the box
BlondBird: it'll be easier
AkumeKat: Doesn't want me to "burn the house down" that's her job. -.-
BlondBird: that's a good job
DeathNote: -.-
BlondBird: it is. I used to do it all the time
DeathNote: you had a house?
AkumeKat: gets biggest firework
BlondBird: -.- what do I look like?
BlondBird: ooo, good!
AkumeKat: do you really want me to answer that?
DeathNote: LOL
BlondBird: -.-
BlondBird: yea
AkumeKat: A girl.
BlondBird: ...
DeathNote: O.o...
BlondBird: I'm getting my clay
AkumeKat: I warned you. Kinda...
BlondBird has signed off
AkumeKat: hehe
DeathNote: baka
AkumeKat: puts firework back
And that's the end of that. BTW if you didn't notice, I hate typos with a passion.
I fixed this up to a way I like it. You can reread it if you want, but most changes were just with the format. Yeah, I just HAD to put this at the bottom. X)