A REALLY GAY ADVENTURE
Barack had just finished his first good BM of the day, when he spotted the most beautiful man he had ever seen sitting in the bathtub across from him.
"What is your name sexy man?" Barack inquired.
"It's Mitt. Mitt Romney. But you can call me sugar daddy, Obama-senpai." Mitt looked deep into Barack's chocolate 100 grand eyes; the longing between them was clear.
"Mitty-chan, you make me feel so strange. I feel a swelling; an indescribable feeling, almost like expansion. In my penis."
"Oh Obama-senpai, aren't you going to take me out first? We've only just met." Mitty looked nervous. It was his first time being a homo-gay, and he didn't know what sort of punch Obama-senpai packed. Was it 3 inches? Or 37? He wasn't sure if his 14 inch radius steaming love hole could handle all of him.
Obama himself was a bit nervous. How big was Mitty's love hole? Like small plate size, or enough to fit a child? He would find out soon enough.
"Mitty-chan. I can't contain my feeling. Your slick hair, your blue eyes like a broad ocean, and the smell of hot grits on your breath all really get my motor running. My massive dong feels like it's going to explode. I want you to have my extremely Kenyan children Romney-chan. Pls. Bb. Lay down across the toilet. Let me spit into your gaping chasm."
Mitt spread wide, laying himself sensually across the toilet, his micro peen lightly tapping the shit stained water. Obama dived in head first, using his 20 pound tongue to massage Romney's prostate.
"Obama-senpai, I love the way your stubble tickles my bung hole. Please Obama-senpai, put it in me, but be gentle; this is my first time." Mitt twisted his head around 180 degrees so he could once again look into Obama's clearly African eyes, marveling at the depth and beauty. Also he thought he might be seeing a small lion or perhaps giraffe in Obama's eye, you know, cause he's super African.
"OK Romney-chan, I hope you're ready. Here comes the fleshen love rod."
Obama put it in. All 15 and a half feet of it. He could feel Romney-chan stretching to take all of the dong. Romney-chan moaned, "GNNAH HAHHAAAAA." Obama went faster; FASTER, until he broke the sound barrier, exploding his love juice into Romney-chan's supple entrance with a sonic boom! Obama-senpai screamed with ecstasy. It was done. Romney and Obama were to have a baby. Little baby Obamacare.
Romney-chan looked at Obama, the fresh baby in his arms.
"Look Obama-senpai, it's your mistake."
"No Romney-chan, it's our mistake."