(Note: This is a short poem that I wrote last year. I guess
it could be from Jessie, James or Meowth's point of view,
or all three of them. It's not very good, but I thought I'd
put it up here anyway. Enjoy! ^-^)

"Just a thought..."

I'm really sick of blasting off,
It's all we ever do.
We're never going to capture
Ash's wretched Pikachu!
If we have to try another scheme
I swear I'll go insane,
For all the times we've blasted off,
It's just not worth the pain!
I guess the sad truth really is
We're just no good at crime.
The only thing that's guaranteed
Is failure every time!
So that leaves just one question:
Why don't we give up soon?
'Cos we have to provide humour
For the Pokémon cartoon!

By Jadie Kiczenski © 1999