Hane
Disclaimer: I don't own House or some of the dialogue
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"What makes you think they're even going out?"
"Have you ever seen them? They're always touching! Always!"
"But House wouldn't go for a relationship like that! Not ever!"
"Could you really image those two going at it? That can't be pleasant."
"Maybe he just wants to keep the relationship private."
"What, you think he's afriad of controversy?"
"House needs him f-"
"Wait, what makes you think it's a 'him'?"
"Have you seen how long he is? Anyway, House needs him for support. Without him he'd be flat on the ground."
"But he keeps changing him! He's done it three times in two years! That can't be good for a relationship."
"He's just trying to keep things interesting. Without change, the relationship would go no where."
"Besides, he's the only one with enough attitude for House. Bitchin'!"
"You do realize we're taking about his cane, right?"
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So… This is a little glimpse into my insanity. I had intended it to be a lot longer, but then I couldn't think of more. I got the idea from a thread on the IMDb House boards, but I can't find it.