Disclamer: sadly i do not own twilight...stephenie meyer does...shes so lucky..
first fanfic =) hope its good
*at school*
banner: Bella get your eyes off of and pay attention to my lesson
bella: *turns around* fine then tell that skank to stop staring at my man *points*
lauren: gasp!
banner: excuse me miss swan i wouldnt want to send you to the office
bella: well send me to the office! nobody wants to hear your lame teachings anyway
edward: um bella love, you dont want to go there with him...
bella: ok your right...but i do want to go there with her *slaps lauren* STOP STARING AT MY MAN! HE DONT WANT YOU
lauren: aw no you didnt just go there slut!
bella:*body slams her* uh yeah i just did! *pulls her wig off*
lauren:ahhhh my hair!!!*runs out the room holding her bald head and wig*
edward: bella love why didnt you tell me you could fight like that?
bella: cause you never asked
(alice and emmett are in the window laughing)
banner: to the office swan!
bella:make me BANNER!
*banner puts his hands on her boobs trying to push her out the room*
edward:*growls*get your hands off my wife you perverted old man! *punches him across the room*
bella:oo eddy poo! now i'll see you in a little bit, imma go find that skank
edward:ah ah lets just go home before you get in more trouble
bella: trouble is fun and plus i want to know what that skank was thinking
alice: bella if you go...im taking you shopping
bella:*turns around*never mind lets go. im bored now....i need pixie stixs! *jumps in the car and leaves edward*
edward:*sigh* Newton, i hate to ask you this, but Bella and Alice stole my car, can you give me a ride home?
mike: yea if you let me bang bella
edward:*punches mike in the face and destroys his car* never mind i'll walk..
Mike: yeah you better keep walking Cullen!
jessica: awwww mikey did you beat up cullen?....you're so hot
edward:*breaks mike's nose and legs* yea he wishes *runs home and sees bella*
bella: lookeddyigotpixiestixsandimreallyhyper!
(a/n: she really says "look eddy i got pixie stixs and im really hyper!")
edward: i can see that love. bella listen, im wanted dead or alive
bella: *turns her head like a dog* huh?
a/n ooooh clifie =) srry =p
btw emmett and everbody else comes in the next chapter......ALOT of emmett
(plz review if you want the rest its way more funnier..seriously) oh and btw this story is also on fanpop written by twilightchick which is me..and edwardawsome....this website wouldnt let me use my fanpop username ....but anyway Review!