Naruto, the Mayonnaise epidemic!
MA/Mature audience
Part 1 - Act 1
(Introductory Narration: Morgan Freeman )
Years ago, certain events took place during the nine tailed attack on the village hidden in the leaf. Besides the usual dramatic situation going on, another equally, if not more devastating event took place down below the earth's crust. An ancient power was released, triggered by the chaotic handling of the tailed beast . A power long forgotten, one similar to that of chakra once given to all sorts of creatures before the times of Shinobi. This force, was the… [Build up suspension using music of the string family. ] "May" force… It was short for a deadly concoction of absolute bliss, and excruciating pain. On the day… The world would soon begin to incubate a monstrous pressure, one that no one could have expected. Mayonnaise ! [Insert dramatic thunder.]
(Cut to scene, Naruto in his apartment)
Naruto, was now laying on his stomach, resting on the ground as he looked through the available paint colors. They mostly were pale, shades of blue. He grinned before picking a lighter blue shade. He put it onto the table as he continued strolling through what seemed to be building materials.
(Narration : Naruto Uzumaki )
"Hey, sometimes you really have hard choices in life… Such as picking paint colors, and rug types. Now, while these things may seem non-important, there is still some key things behind them that effect your life. Tiles would be easy to clean, but rugs are just so comfortable… Well, anyways I kind of swayed off track about what I was going to tell you! Eheh …Well, going back to the pain point of this conversation, with… myself? It seems that even more of the world have began to recognize me, due to the entire… Fighting in the great Ninja war, and kicking butt while at it. Times, have really calmed down, and after a year of that final battle, we have been able to mend the wounds of villages, the losses of comrades, and destruction of such a battle. Never-the-less, I had accomplished one of my major goals, and helped Sasuke return to the village. Fuck that, Mayonnaise." The next fucking moment, the white wonder began spraying from the man's mouth, profusely spraying until his entire mass was now the wonder-glue of civilization. The fucking house soon exploded from the sheer butt-fuckery taking place in this event of spectacular proportions. Within moments, the streets began to start flooding, this wonder was using its energy to devour and consume any object in its path, living or not. It turned that fucking this right into more Mayonnaise. Sensing that Narutos battle power suddenly dropped off of the chart, Sasuke went immediately to investigate. His natural affinity towards the curse seal let him take in slight amounts of others chakra, and when Naruto lost some spirit power, he knew it. There was little to be done as Sasuke was devoured by a drop of the substance. No matter the chakra he let out, he was taken in by it. Mass hysteria took over, as all fuck-shit broke lose.
Part 1 – Act 2(Coming soon)