Disclaimer: As much as I want to, I do NOT own the sexy Gazette boys. I only own the dialouge
Note for the Readers: Yue's friend, Miya, is actually Miyavi. ^w^
Piercings & Confessions
Yue (smiling): Glad to see you could make it boys.
Reita (mumbles): I don't want to be here.
Ruki: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Yue: It's Yueitchi. But you can just call me Yue.
Ruki: Ah, I see. That's an odd name. Well, Yue, how did you manage to get an interview?
Yue: I believe I'll be giving the questions here, Ruki-san. But if you must know, I got an interview with you five lovely boys with the help of my friend, Miya.
Ruki: Miya? Who's that?
Yue (with index finger over her lips): That's classified information. And, again, I will be doing the questioning here.
Reita: Can we just get this over with?
Yue (smiling at Reita): Of course. And, Reita-san, since you seem so anxcious to start, the first question goes to you.
Reita: All right. Shoot.
Yue: Okay, what would you say is your biggest weakness?
Reita: Um...I'm not sure. Can a skip this one?
Yue: I'll be asking the questions, and no. You can not.
Ruki: His biggest weakness is Kai.
Yue (grinning): Is this true, Reita-san?
Reita: No! And don't answer my questions, Ruki. You'll say something weird.
Yue (to Kai): Would you say that you're his weakness?
Kai: I would say that I am. I do make him nervous when I'm around. You see, Reita is sensitive man--
Reita: I am not!
Yue: Reita-san, please. Let him finish. Go on, Kai-san.
Kai (nods): Reita looks pretty tough but if you get to know him really well, you'll see that he's similar to a cute, helpless kitten in the streets.
Yue: Aaaawww~ Reita-san! I had no idea.
Reita: It's not true! Can we go to the next question please?
Yue: I'll be asking the questions. And, yes. We should move on. Uruha-san?!
Uruha: Yes?
Yue: What is your secret to having such smooth thighs and legs?
Uruha: I'm sorry?
Ruki: You know what she's talking about. You show them off each time you wear those man shorts.
Uruha: ...
Yue: ^_^
Aoi: ...Answer the question, Uruha.
Uruha: Erm...well. You know, I just wax and shave...and wax.
Ruki: And wax and shave some more.
Yue: Do you think you could wax my legs for me?
Uruha: O.o ...Um, no.
Yue: Whaaaaat? Why not?
Uruha: Erm, it just wouldn't feel right, you being underaged and all.
Yue: Underaged? But I'm twenty two!
Uruha: O.o ...Seriously?
Yue: XD Heh. No. I'm seventeen.
Uruha: -_-'
Yue: Next question. Aoi-san?
Aoi: Yes?
Yue: Did it hurt when you got that sexy piercing in your lip?
Aoi: ^_^ No. Not really. Are you interested in piercings, Yue-chan?
Yue: I'll be asking the questions. But, yes. I am a little. I'm thinking about getting some on my ears.
Aoi: I don't think it would hurt if you got some on your ears.
Yue: You think so?
Aoi: ^_^ Positive.
Yue: You know who I think would look good with ear piercings?
Aoi: Who?
Yue: Reita.
Uruha/Kai: Reita?
Ruki: Actually, I think that's pretty good. I think you'd look pretty kick ass man.
Reita: *stare* I'm not getting my ears pierced.
Kai: I agree with Yue-chan and Ruki. It would look pretty sexy on you.
Aoi: Yeah. I think so too.
Yue: You should take him to the person that pierced your lip, Aoi-san. And take me along as well to get my ears pierced. What do you think Reita-san?
Reita: ...I'm not getting my ears pierced.
Yue: Are you afraid it will hurt like the time you tried to wax your legs?
Reita: What?! I never tried to wax my legs!
Yue: Eh? But I read somewhere on the internet that you did.
Reita: Well it's a lie!
Yue: ...You're like a constant downer aren't you?
Reita: -__-'
Yue: Next question. Kai-kun.
Kai: Yes, Yue-chan?
Yue: What is one thing that you know you can never have but desire it most?
Kai: Oh wow. That's a tough one.
Yue: XD
Kai (scratching his head): Hmm...I can't really think of an answer right now. May I skip this one?
Yue: Of course!
Reita: Hey! How come he got to skip a question?!
Yue: I'll be asking the questions, Reita-san. Sit down.
Reita: Hmph.
Yue: Now this one is for you, Ruki-san.
Ruki: Okay then. Shoot. ^_^
Yue: When it comes to Uruha-san, Aoi-san, Reita-san, and Kai-kun, who would you say is your personal favorite?
Ruki: Eeehhh....let's see. Uruha, Aoi, Reita or Kai, hm? That's tough.
Yue: Okay then. I'll make the question easier for you. ^_^
Ruki: All right! Thanks, Yue.
Yue: When it comes to Uruha-san, Aoi-san, Reita-san, and Kai-kun, which one do you want to see naked the most?
Ruki: !!! O.e
Yue: XD
Uruha: Erm, well, Ruki, you've already seen me and Reita so you can exclude us. That make it easier?
Ruki: So I just have to choose between Aoi and Kai then?
Yue: Yep. Way to make it much easier, Uruha-san. So who will it be, Ruki-san? Aoi-san or Kai-kun? ^_^
Ruki: Uuuuhhhh....Aoi?
Aoi: Me?
Yue: Kai-kun? What is are your thoughts on Ruki-san's choice.
Kai: Oh, it's okay. I'd much rather see Aoi naked too! XD
Yue: Nya~ w
Aoi: Eh heh. ^_^;
Yue: Okay. Back to Kai-kun. What is one thing that you know you can never have but desire it most?
Kai: Aoi.
Yue: Eeeeee~ Really?! ///
Kai: Uh huh. Now that I've thought about it, Aoi is my one desire.
Yue: Why is it that you can never have him, Kai-kun?
Kai: Well that's because I think he'd be better off with Uruha, a much cuter couple.
Yue: Aaaawww~ That's so sweet and thoughtful, Kai-kun. ^_^
Aoi (mumbling): So Ruki wants to see me naked and Kai wants me as a lover? Hmm...
Yue: Next question. Reita-san!
Reita: Oh shit...
Yue: Why do you wear a napkin over your nose?
Reita: It's not a napkin!
Yue: Whatever. Why do you wear it. Is your nose like really beat up and deformed or something?
Ruki: He wears it because it makes him look sexy~ XD
Kai: And it's the ultimate cool. ^_^
Reita: Ruki stop giving her weird answers...but my answer would have to be what they said...
Yue: .....Well that was lame....
Reita: Now you listen here kid---
Yue: Well it would seem that's all the time we have boys! Thank you for honoring me with your presence. *bows*
Everyone but Reita: *bows back*
Yue: If fate allows it may we cross paths again. ^_^
Reita (mumbles): I hope not...
-Gazette heading back to the car-
Kai: I liked her. ^_^
Ruki: Yeah. She's quite delightful.
Reita: You guys are joking right?
Aoi: I liked her too. She seems like fun.
Reita: Aoi, not you too!
Uruha: I'm...nuetral about her.
???: Aoi-san! Aoi-san, wait!
Reita: Oh no...it's her.
Yue: Aoi-san! I'm glad I caught you before you left. May I ask you something?
Aoi: You are the one giving the questions, Yue-chan. Shoot.
Yue: Very funny, but listen. You think you could give me the name of the person who gave you that sexy lip piercing? I want to know if he could pierce my ears.
Aoi: Actually, Yue-chan, you can ask him right now. Ruki here is the one that pierced it.
Yue: Eeehhh? Really?
Ruki (grinning holding up piece sign): Yep! I'd love to pierce your ears, Yue. I've already got the perfect look for your ears.
Yue: Awesome! When can you do it?
Ruki: Well how about next week. I don't believe I'm doing anything.
Kai (handing her a small note): Here, Yue-chan. You can meet him here.
Reita: Kai! That's our address!
Yue: This is your address? Wow! Thank you, Kai-kun, Ruki-san. What an honor. You too, Aoi-san.
Reita: You have got...to be kidding me.
Ruki (whispers): Yue. Maybe we can get some in Reita's ears too. XD
Yue: XD XD
Reita: What are you too being so secret secret about!?
Ruki: Got to go! See you next week, Yue!
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Next time, Yue pays the Gazette a visit, and Reita is in for a surprise. XD
Oh, and one more thing. I would never be mean to Reita. Just thought it would be fun to tease him in this.
Please review. Your critisms improve my writing. ^^