A/N: Sing to the tune of Britney Spears' tune "Cinderella" off the Britney album. It's the most recent. As in it includes the infamous "I'm A Slave 4 U." Scariness.
Anyway…just bashing Mary Sues to my little heart's content!
Disclaimer: This song was, incredibly, written in part by Britney Spears. The other two credits, however, go to Max Martin and Rami…who write around 99.999 percent of her songs :)
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Mary Sue
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I used to read some fanfics and oh they were written well
Do you remember
A time when fanfiction.net was not corrupt as hell
Oh yes, you remember
Then one day someone wrote about a girl
With perfect hair and an Aquafresh smile
She snags Harry's heart and dies like a hero
Just tell me why these charries are here…
CHORUS:
I'm sorry, just trying to prove my point
If I see another MS
I'll go and smoke a joint!
Oh-oh…
But Mary Sue has got to go
Sometimes I try to figure out just how they came to life
She's kind AND powerful
Wait, back! … rewind …
She's a servant for Voldie?
Agghh!
Why didn't you tell us so?
Here I am, the biggest anti-MS
And her counterpart, Gary Stu
He isn't seen much, but he's just as deadly
A curse bestowed on our innocent lives…
CHORUS
*And now for the whispered rap part…*
Who was to say I liked her?
She cast you all in her spell
Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts
What happens next, pray tell?
The boys all want to snog her
She's everything you could dream
Mary should be sacrificed
Roast her on the fire, please!
I'm so sorry…
For the MS shippers….
You're all scarred for life…
*Roast her on the fire, please!*
I'm sorry to see
All you poor helpless authors
Don't worry, it will be alright!
I'll kill Mary Sue
I will blow her brains out
She's fiction but she still can die…!
Oh I've gotta tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
*Sing tryyyyyyyyy through next part*
CHORUS
'Cuz Mary Sue has got … to.. go!
******
A/N: That was one bit of weirdness. Blame the root beer! (Again.)
Anyway…just bashing Mary Sues to my little heart's content!
Disclaimer: This song was, incredibly, written in part by Britney Spears. The other two credits, however, go to Max Martin and Rami…who write around 99.999 percent of her songs :)
***
Mary Sue
***
I used to read some fanfics and oh they were written well
Do you remember
A time when fanfiction.net was not corrupt as hell
Oh yes, you remember
Then one day someone wrote about a girl
With perfect hair and an Aquafresh smile
She snags Harry's heart and dies like a hero
Just tell me why these charries are here…
CHORUS:
I'm sorry, just trying to prove my point
If I see another MS
I'll go and smoke a joint!
Oh-oh…
But Mary Sue has got to go
Sometimes I try to figure out just how they came to life
She's kind AND powerful
Wait, back! … rewind …
She's a servant for Voldie?
Agghh!
Why didn't you tell us so?
Here I am, the biggest anti-MS
And her counterpart, Gary Stu
He isn't seen much, but he's just as deadly
A curse bestowed on our innocent lives…
CHORUS
*And now for the whispered rap part…*
Who was to say I liked her?
She cast you all in her spell
Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts
What happens next, pray tell?
The boys all want to snog her
She's everything you could dream
Mary should be sacrificed
Roast her on the fire, please!
I'm so sorry…
For the MS shippers….
You're all scarred for life…
*Roast her on the fire, please!*
I'm sorry to see
All you poor helpless authors
Don't worry, it will be alright!
I'll kill Mary Sue
I will blow her brains out
She's fiction but she still can die…!
Oh I've gotta tryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
*Sing tryyyyyyyyy through next part*
CHORUS
'Cuz Mary Sue has got … to.. go!
******
A/N: That was one bit of weirdness. Blame the root beer! (Again.)