Author: Dustin Riley C&C welcome!
Category: Music/Songfic, PWP, Silliness, OOC
Pairing: 4+R, 4+3
Discalimer: Storyline is property of and (C) 2002 Fourty One Seventy Three Productions. Gundam Wing is property of Bandai Entertainment. No challenge to ownership implied or maintained. The Lumberjack Song is property of and (C) Python(Monty) Productions Ltd.
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HEERO: "BAKA! That's the fifteenth target you've missed!"
[Quatre decided he'd finally had enough.]
QUATRE: "That's IT!!"
[He brought Sandrock to a rest on the top of a grassy hill. He jumped out and stood with a determinated look on his face. Heroic music could be heard in the background.]
QUATRE: "I never wanted to fight in this war! I never wanted to pilot a Gundam! I... I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!"
[The background music got louder, as Duo, Trowa, and Wufei, dressed in Mountie uniforms, became backup singers. Heero stood to the side, slackjawed at what was transpiring...]
QUATRE: "Leaping from tree to tree... as the float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!" [Quatre took Relena in his arms.] "The larch! The pine! "The giant redwood tree!" "The sequoia! The... little whooping rule tree!" We'd sing, sing sing!"
[The music started full blast.]
QUATRE:
"Ohhhhhh..... I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!"
DUO, TROWA, AND WUFEI:
"He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI:
"He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI:
"He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around... in bars??
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear mama."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI/QUATRE:
"He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a... a BRA?!"
[Duo, Wufei, and Heero walk away from Quatre, insulting him.
RELENA: [crying] ...and I thought you were so rugged! [runs away]
[Trowa walks back to Quatre]
TROWA: "Honto?"
QUATRE [nods emphatically]: "Hai."
TROWA: "Honto ni honto?"
QUATRE: "Hai, hai!"
TROWA: "Sugoi! Aishiteru!" [glomps Quatre and both begin walking toward the sunset, arm in arm, singing the last verse together]
TROWA/QUATRE:
"We are lumberjacks and we're okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
...We sleep all night and we work all day!"
~OWARI~ (QUATRE: "Thank GOD!" _
Category: Music/Songfic, PWP, Silliness, OOC
Pairing: 4+R, 4+3
Discalimer: Storyline is property of and (C) 2002 Fourty One Seventy Three Productions. Gundam Wing is property of Bandai Entertainment. No challenge to ownership implied or maintained. The Lumberjack Song is property of and (C) Python(Monty) Productions Ltd.
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HEERO: "BAKA! That's the fifteenth target you've missed!"
[Quatre decided he'd finally had enough.]
QUATRE: "That's IT!!"
[He brought Sandrock to a rest on the top of a grassy hill. He jumped out and stood with a determinated look on his face. Heroic music could be heard in the background.]
QUATRE: "I never wanted to fight in this war! I never wanted to pilot a Gundam! I... I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!"
[The background music got louder, as Duo, Trowa, and Wufei, dressed in Mountie uniforms, became backup singers. Heero stood to the side, slackjawed at what was transpiring...]
QUATRE: "Leaping from tree to tree... as the float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!" [Quatre took Relena in his arms.] "The larch! The pine! "The giant redwood tree!" "The sequoia! The... little whooping rule tree!" We'd sing, sing sing!"
[The music started full blast.]
QUATRE:
"Ohhhhhh..... I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!"
DUO, TROWA, AND WUFEI:
"He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI:
"He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI:
"He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around... in bars??
He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day,"
QUATRE:
"I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear mama."
DUO/TROWA/WUFEI/QUATRE:
"He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a... a BRA?!"
[Duo, Wufei, and Heero walk away from Quatre, insulting him.
RELENA: [crying] ...and I thought you were so rugged! [runs away]
[Trowa walks back to Quatre]
TROWA: "Honto?"
QUATRE [nods emphatically]: "Hai."
TROWA: "Honto ni honto?"
QUATRE: "Hai, hai!"
TROWA: "Sugoi! Aishiteru!" [glomps Quatre and both begin walking toward the sunset, arm in arm, singing the last verse together]
TROWA/QUATRE:
"We are lumberjacks and we're okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
...We sleep all night and we work all day!"
~OWARI~ (QUATRE: "Thank GOD!" _