Well, I got bored and decided to do this story for fun.
Basically, the plot involves 12 random videogame characters living in the same house and getting on each other nerves.
I don't own any of the videogame characters, but I do own the producers.
Mr. 3: Hurry the fuck up and tell them the damn story.
Read and enjoy.
Ch. 1: The Meeting
Once upon a time in a land nobody gives a fuck about, there were 99 producers that made different television shows, cartoon, and pornographic blankets.
Their most recent project was a show called "Drawn Together." It was pretty popular, but it only had three seasons, because most of their fans died by having giant erections or by coming to their senses and hanging themselves.
However the producers decided to make another show that was similar. They agreed it would be called "Played Together." "All right! We need 12 random videogame characters!" yelled Mr. 3, who was 3rd in command of the 99 producers.
"Let's check the lists!" shouted Mr. 16. Numerous producers were looking through hundred of lists of videogame characters. "Mr. 77, what are you doing?" asked Mr. 55. "Just reading some fanfics and watching some grandma porn." said Mr. 77.
Finally, they decided on 12 of them. "All right, go get them and bring them here!" yelled Mr. 3. Mr. 7, Mr. 23, Mr. 39, Mr. 46, Mr. 63, Mr. 52, Mr. 89, Mr. 72, Mr. 96, Mr. 97, Mr. 10, and Mr. 66 bolted from the room.
"Excuse me, Mr. 3, but why are we making another stupid show?" asked Mr. 9. "Two Reasons: you're a dyke that can't get any and Mr. 1 wants us to do it." replied Mr. 3. Mr. 3 dismissed everybody and went to his computer.
He printed out a picture of Strawberry Shortcake and cut a rather small hole in her mouth. He headed to the bathroom and stepped inside one of the empty stalls. Mr. 90 was in the next stall taking a massive shit that could clog up any toilet.
He heard Mr. 3 moaning, groaning, and squealing something about a paper cut. Suddenly, Mr. 90 got aroused and had a rather small erection. He giggled and gently lowered his face to his groin to finish what he started with his dog last night.
----To be Continued
