AND NOW FOR A SERiES OF CRAPPY DRABBLES DONE BY AN iNFAMOUS (BUT NOT REALLY) AUTHOR. AUGH.
Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a man named Walter Kovacs. Walter was a LEPERachaun. yeah, that's right. He had leperosy. So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothing?
That's what I thought.
So anyways, one day Walter was walking home from beating the living crap out of bad guys, when suddenly he stumbled upon a glowing blue naked man. His eyes widened and he pointed at it in amazement. Never in his life had he seen anything so beautiful. The glowing blue naked man turned to him and narrowed his eyes ominously.
"Who are you?" he demanded."My name is Walter Kovacs and I--"
"Fascinating" The blue man interrupted. Walter frowned and put his hands on his hips which made him look very gay. Nite owl enjoyed this.
"Now listen here mister, you shouldn't interrupt people! It's very rude!" He explained. The blue man nodded.
"Yes, well I can tell the future. So There is no reason for you to finish your sentences anyways." Said mr blue man. Walter frowned and walked away sadly. Stoopid blue man was so mean to him.