AN: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyers. I just took her characters and wrote a fic so messed up that some people felt bad that they were getting aroused while reading it. So, they decided to report it to make themselves feel better.
Noc: Is that true? Involuntary Rapture got pulled from fanfiction?
K: Yup, guess so. It's not here.
Noc: Fine, put it on TWCS.
K: No problem. Already have the first 10 chapters there. Will do the rest as soon as possible.
Noc: I have an idea. I'm going to write a version for fan fiction!
K: *eye roll* Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Noc: I dedicate this to all of the lovely ladies who reported this fic, and the ones who wanted me to hurry up already.
Involuntary Rapture
Rated G
Once upon a time there was a boy named Edward. His sister Mary Alice was kidnapped. Because of this, he felt like he didn't deserve love. He vowed he would never fall in love. Despite his vow, he met Bella and fell in love. Now Edward, didn't want to hurt Bella or get hurt himself so he decided to be with a woman named Rosalie. Bella didn't know of Edward's feelings, so she dated a man called Emmett.
One day the four of them were in a plane and it crashed. This was no ordinary crash, it was planned by the evil grandfather of Edward. Aro Masen. He kidnapped Edward and Bella and took them to his island. Everyone thought Edward and Bella had died in the plane crash so no one was looking for them.
Now Aro wanted a great grandchild to raise. At first Edward and Bella didn't want to have a baby, but after some "convincing" on the island, they finally agreed.
After the stork came, Aro decided to change his evil ways and they all held hands, sang kumbya, and lived happily ever after!
K: You did not just do that?
Noc: Yeah I did. But just in case people wanna read the good version, the true story of what happened on that island, they can go to www. thewriterscoffeeshop. ?sid=6191 (no spaces of course silly people)
and head on over to Nocturnal Emissions Wreck Room on facebook.